Nothing to Crow About: Kung Hei Fatt Choy!!!

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Kung Hei Fatt Choy!!!

Cocka wishes all you humsap, sampat, ting-tong, sot-sot tey, hiao hiao tey readers a Happy & Prosperous Year of the Rat!

As with all Chinese new years, the auspicious colour is red…so 4-D punters, mahjong kakis, gamblers etc, make sure you have your red undies on, yeah!

This year, the corset is back…thanks to CSL’s personal friend, so make sure you get one too. With all that binding and squeezing, even a hippo would look sexy, trust me!

For those of you, who find it hard to get your red undies from your usual outlet because of your odd sizes, (Suituapui are you reading this?)

try the Reject Shop. LOL

Back to the pineapple tarts…

# posted by Cocka Doodle @ 2:14 AM

Comments:

Oi, can't see the other two photos, and I am sure I am missing at least 50% of the goodies!!

KONG HEE FATT CHOY!!!! Ang Pow Lai Loi!!

# posted by

L B : 2:39 AM

dear unker cocka, will you be parading around in your red underwear just for me too?

Gong Xi Fa Cai!

# posted by

may : 4:42 AM

Gong Hei Fatt Choy!

# posted by

Wuching : 7:19 AM

kong hei... kong hei... tiba tiba... cuci mata pulak.

# posted by

zewt : 8:22 AM

Gong Hei Fatt Choy!!!

Da Ka Fatt Choy!!

# posted by

chartao : 11:22 AM

KEONG HEE HUAT CHAI UNKER COCKA!!!

HEPI CHINESE NEW YEAR 200FATT!!!!!!!!!

# posted by

W_W_H : 11:25 AM

gong xi gong xi
have a tarty new year :D

# posted by

Chen : 1:05 PM

I've got all the 'necessities' ready... red red ang ang! *wink wink*

Kung Hei Kung Hei!!

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:37 PM

Gong Xi Gong Xi... Cocka.. Wish U get everything U wish for....

# posted by

Wennn : 10:21 PM

Gong Hei Fatt Hao Choi to u.... Kekekeke

# posted by

Unknown : 11:25 PM

Gong Xi HUGS to you!

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:21 AM

Gong xi gong xi, kok kok khai

# posted by

Zephyr : 1:19 AM

gong xi fa cai! wah! u wear that big size one ah? LOL!

# posted by

kyh : 2:27 AM

ok ok i go to that pioamei...

and that last picture is swisszerland flag kar?

LOLs

wa ka ka ka ka ka ka ka

anyway happy chinese new year
and hope you had alot of ratproperrous to you , your biznes, your piaomei, wife, children, your pet.
and wish you got a lot of chai like female fat.

# posted by

pisang goreng 115,NF : 3:38 AM

keong hee huat chai pak cham kai!
u wearing red undies all year round ah this year?

# posted by

mistipurple : 3:40 AM

Gong Xi Fa Choy and Happy New Year to you

# posted by

Leena : 1:21 PM

Uncle Cocka! Gong Xi Fa Cai!!! Mana ang bao?!

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:50 PM

Gong Xi...Gong Xi Fa Cai!

# posted by

Anonymous : 6:30 PM

Keong Hee tua Huat Chye, thanks for dropping by the kopitiam. U sure boh....all my bak ewe (pig fat) can squeeze into korset?

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:45 AM

Kung Hei Fatt Choi!
Moon

# posted by

sun, moon & star : 10:10 AM

Gong Xi Fa Cai, Unker Cocka!!!

Will I get my ang pao? Haven't received any ang pao until now.. *sobs*

# posted by

Selba : 11:38 PM

LB...you got no patience lah. wait for it to load lah. Worth the wait!
Kung hei fatt choy!!

May...for you I parade in red crotchless undies can anot? LOL
Kung hei fatt choy

Wuch...Keong hee huat chai...ang pow tuah tuah lai!

Zewt... Kung hei kung hei! Wah..this new year purposely spent in London so no nid to distribute angpows is it?

Leonard....fatt ah!! Just made $200 bucks at the blackjack table.

tarpliew-tarpliew Ho....Happy new year to you too! Yam seng!!

Lokter Jekyll... Tapao Kampua mee from Sibu when you come back?
Kung hei fatt choy!!

Rose....even not on CNY also you got wear red wan...I saw glimpses of it before liao. *wink wink*

Wenn...wishing you a healthy, baby 'rat' this year!

Kenny....Kung hei fatt choy to you too!! Come to KL, we'll go pig out!

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 2:02 AM

*brings hot wax since you're going crotchless*

# posted by

mistipurple : 2:11 AM

Jemima...kongsi raba-raba to you too! LOL

Zephyr...Kung hei fatt choy! san nin chun poe! Duk she how see, pass with frying colors, ok? LOL

Kyh...that big size wan is for Suitapui lah! Hahahaha!! OMG..just look at the size. One could get lost in there! Hahahhaa!!

Pisang... King hei fatt choy to you too! That one looks like swiss flag meh? No lah...like the tiongkok flag! hahahaha!!

Barney's cuzz....kung hei fatt choy! Yeah yeah! I wear crocthless ones...more ballroom! Hahaha!!

Leena...Gung hei fatt choy & keep warm ok! BTW, I've got warm arms, warm body, warm lips....wakakakaka!!!

Ehon...come to JB. Unker gip u big big angpao. Choose the 'pao' you like and i'll paint it red. Hahhahaa!!!

Ace1....kunghei fatt choy to u too!!

Frostier....kung hei kung hei!!

Kopi soh....kung hei kung hei!! Send me a pic and I'll find you a matching size. LOL

Moon....happy new year! Wish you this year will find a right guy to start a new journey with, yeah! If kenot find, never mind. Unker cocka won't mind having you as no. 2. Hahahaa!!

Selby....kung hei fatt choy! Come to KL lah! I give you big big one!

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 2:22 AM

Barney's cuzz....Oooh! I feel a gust of cool air! LOL

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 2:23 AM

Itulah...all the time see underwear!!! Mana gamble tak kalah!!! Go cuci ur face, put own underwear on head to buang sial and then head back to the tables!!! Sure win big time!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Well, the God of Prosperity, Chai Sen aka suituapui, already dropped by and here's wishing u lots and lots of prosperity in the new year!!!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:53 AM

No nid 2 send pikcher, mai size same as suituapui :D

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:05 AM

STP...if see red one, mesti 'ong' punya. Tenkiu tenkiu for your wishes! I wish the same to you too! LOL

Kopi soh...ROTFLMAO! Yao mou gao chor? So big ah? Somehow I always picture you a a voluptuous lady leh. Don't disappoint me leh ;p

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 1:28 PM

Cock Sing Fark Tat Chai!!! Red undie no XXXL size so I no wear undie but I pain my down red red color!!!

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:48 PM

Horny...tenkiu tenkiu for your greetings. No nid to paint down there red lah. Just put red ants there...geranti they'll bite til red red and swollen summore. LOL

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 4:27 PM

Nothing to Crow About

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Kung Hei Fatt Choy!!!

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