Sunday, March 16, 2008

 

Post Election Talk Cock- My Rocket is Better Than Yours!

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If you’ve been missing me lately, that’s because I was out partying the whole week after watching BN reeled from last Saturday’s bloodbath.

Yep, Cocka voted for fellow blogger in PJ Utara together with thousands of 'like-minded, rational, impartial citizens' and booted out the ‘Fried Meehoon’ (Chow Mai Fun) by a whopping 19,900 plus majority!

On another note, this ‘lansi, poster boy’ took a swipe at the Rocketeers while on one of his rally rounds with Bodowi prior to the elections by saying; “BN rocket has lifted off, but we have yet to see DAP’s rocket fly” … something to that effect.

Cocka’s Tiu….Listen here you belacan-breath, gasing-spinning, swell-headed, wet behind the ears, fit-for-Colgate-advertisement-smile, typical UMNO-ego kaki-bodek!

Don’t think it’s a farking big deal going to space because first, Malaysia did not develop that rocket you flew in. It’s the ruskies’!

Second, it’s farking taxpayers money that made your space travel possible and that means taxpayers from all walks…including those from the opposition camps. Dig?
The money could have gone to the poverty eradication program!

Anyway, with the poll results, it looks like YOUR rocket is the one that won’t be flying for a long long time!

Here’s a dedication to the Rocketeers!

Well done, lads! Cheers!


Comments:
Yippie!! I also veli happies the rockets hv lift off at last! Chow Mai Fan now sell mai fan ah? Hehehe...
 
Yeah, our several rockets were launched, and are flying high high up :)
 
Majority of the lads launched Rockets! This Rocket Rocks!!!!!
 
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sohai angkasawang, really nak kena sawan ni
 
celebrate never call me? new gahmen more piao mei in KL lor hahahah...
 
Hello. This post is likeable, and your blog is very interesting, congratulations :-). I will add in my blogroll =). If possible gives a last there on my blog, it is about the Webcam, I hope you enjoy. The address is http://webcam-brasil.blogspot.com. A hug.
 
Angeles...Hahaha! Your home-state kena sapu by rocket liao.
Chow mai fun now doing what ah? That one you gotta ask Linpeh because she's his khai mah. LOL

Dr Jekyll...Yep! This ass-tro-nut is saying "Putrajaya, we got a problem!"

Yinsi...You rocket supporter also ah? I thought you PAS mya orang?
You got the mullah looks leh. Hahahaha!!

Zephyr...You old enough to vote anot?

Seefei....you got go back to Ipoh to vote anot?
Now first thing the new MB of Selangor needs to do is to re-open all the massage parlours and fark shops that the Toyol shut down after he took office.

Webcam...Go sell your wares to our politicians. They like to spy on each other wan. Dr Chua can testify to its effectiveness. Hahahaha!!
You can use him for your commercials.
 
ayooo u so the bad lor,,,that fried mee hoon oso didn't do anything wrong...it s the party ma...sadznya...

anyway...i'm still waiting to see what changes are there n if they can do any good or not...
 
aiyoyo, cocka (see i no call u chicken today? i good girl hor) very explosive mood today lah. *tiptoes out quietly*
 
Aiyah Amah....Chow mai fun nowadays 1 eye open , 1 eye closed liao. Better vote in ppl with both eyes open.
Don't end up like Indonesia's Gusdur with both eyes shut. Sign what papers also he don't know. Sleeping or awake in parliament also ppl don't know.

Lenglui...I where got explosive mood wor?
You think I pms every now and then like you meh? LOL
You tiptoe also I can feel the ground shake. Faitit go and loose weight! LOL
 
not old enough, I'm juz 13 onli XD
 
congrats on the opposition win!

when Singapore like this ah?
 
waaa we all misschu!!! *getting on board on the rocket* *yeeehhhaaaa*
 
aiya cocka,
You came to PJ Utara meh? How come never call me out yum cha? I live in PJ Utara, but voted in PJ Selatan.

In PJ Selatan, we 'fired' Donald Lim, who now wants to fire Ong Ka Ting. What a hypocrite...
 
Wooohoooo~ The Rocketeers rocked M'sia left, right, & centre! :)
 
looket everywhere!!! just hantam, dun care!!!
 
Zephyr....liddat no bulu yet ah?

Leonard...kiasuland people got balls to protest meh?
LKY sneeze also you buggers shudder and huddle in a corner liao. LOL


Mudpie....wah! you also rocket mia sapoter ah? Get on board for the ride of your life.

Khengsiong....Hahaa! That Donald Lim really looked like Donald Duck. Wait! Or was it Porky? LOL
How to call you for yum cha? I dun have your contact also wor.

Titoki...welcome back! Haha! They rocked the dacing so hard that it tilted all the BN buggers balls on the other side of the scale also cannot tilt it back.

Tarpliew-tarpliew Ho...Tiu! You seremban siew pow people no balls to vote opposition wan.
 
Wakakakaakaaaaa. Only you can come up with such humsup jokes to spike the BN punya balls. LOL

And I saw the whole street of roast liucas in Vietnam. And I thought it was roast porkies. Almost order one.
 
hey cocka, at least i'm in rasah!!! rasah got big looket edi now... only in luar bandar no leeket only mah!!!
 
you know why DAP can win.... in Penang?

b'coz BN sent that asstronuts with rocket mah....
so in GE ppl in penang still hot hot with rocket....
so they terpangkah roket.....
remember linpeh post?

LOLs.......

ki ki ki ki ki ki ki
 
Titoki...you should've ordered a roast Liucas and try it with your sisters. I'm pretty sure they'll love it.
Oh by the way, I bet you had no problems crossing the roads since you are so thin, the motorbikes would have zip pass and miss you anyway. LOL

Tarpliew tarpliew Ho...your area locket won ah?

Pisang...No lah, penang ppl hot hot after eating nasi kandar lah! Hahaahah!!!
 
cocka... my area looket sapu bersih habis man!!!

clean sweep!!!
 
yaya no bulu yet, except da bulu on my head XD
 
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