Thursday, April 24, 2008
Dedicated to Suituapui
PERKS OF BEING OVER 60 or, if you're not over 60, this is what you have to look forward to .
1 . Kidnappers are not very interested in you .
2 . In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first .
3 . No one expects you to run--anywhere .
4 . People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you???"
5 . People no longer view you as a hypochondriac .
6 . There is nothing left to learn the hard way .
7 . Things you buy now won't wear out .
8 . You can eat dinner at 4 PM .
9 . You can live without sex but not your glasses .
10 . You get into heated arguments about pension plans .
11 . You no longer think of speed limits as challenge .
12 . You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room .
13 . You sing along with elevator music .
14 . Your eyes won't get much worse .
15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off
16 . Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service .
17 . Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either .
18 . Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size .
19 . You can't remember who sent you this list.
And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience
1 . Kidnappers are not very interested in you .
2 . In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first .
3 . No one expects you to run--anywhere .
4 . People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you???"
5 . People no longer view you as a hypochondriac .
6 . There is nothing left to learn the hard way .
7 . Things you buy now won't wear out .
8 . You can eat dinner at 4 PM .
9 . You can live without sex but not your glasses .
10 . You get into heated arguments about pension plans .
11 . You no longer think of speed limits as challenge .
12 . You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room .
13 . You sing along with elevator music .
14 . Your eyes won't get much worse .
15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off
16 . Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service .
17 . Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either .
18 . Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size .
19 . You can't remember who sent you this list.
And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience
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LOL! Time will catch up with us all one day soon. No escape for ANYONE.. So, hurry use that condom before it expires again.
I am sure when you turn sixty you will still be sexy, like Mick Jagger lidat :p
Pssstttt did u get the "thing" i send u?? Useful boh?
Pssstttt did u get the "thing" i send u?? Useful boh?
# posted by 
: 2:47 AM
: 2:47 AM
i can't see how any of this is a perk...or how i am going to look forward to them. well, maybe no. 12.
eastcoastlife! I'm not over 60!!! That old Cock(a) jeles...I grab all u sexy, sexy ladies, now he wants to spoil my name!!! LOL!
Number 1, already wrong!!! Me rich Sibu Foochow...sure they won't release!!! Can ask for BIG BIG ransom!!! That old Cock(a) maybe lah!!! Want to use cook curry oso cannot, too old and tough liao!!! Chesh! He writing from personal experience lah!!!! Everybody not the same one!!!
Number 1, already wrong!!! Me rich Sibu Foochow...sure they won't release!!! Can ask for BIG BIG ransom!!! That old Cock(a) maybe lah!!! Want to use cook curry oso cannot, too old and tough liao!!! Chesh! He writing from personal experience lah!!!! Everybody not the same one!!!
# posted by : 7:12 AM
: 7:12 AM
LB...Condom used and re-used multiple times already. No chance for it to expire. LOL
My dearest Angeles...long way more lah. Send it to STP first lah. ...and don't forget the magnifying glass too! Muahahahaha!!
Kopisoh...not only that I'll still be sexy, I'll be oozing with lots of sex too. Muahahaha!! Do look me up when that time comes. Are you adventurous with feathers?? LOL
Pssssstt! what thing you send wor? Can we use together anot?
Ace1....of course! He is like fine wine in the cellar. The more he age, the dustier the bottle. Muahahaha!!
Clement...man sui, STP!!
Lenglui...You ah? Your tummy getting flabby and with those stretch marks that glow in the dark ah? Muahahaha!!
Winliuliu....No need to shout into my ears la. You think I deaf or what?
*adjust adjust volume control of hearing aids*
9393...Wahh!! got special rates already ah? Kiu kai got discount also anot? LOL
My dearest Angeles...long way more lah. Send it to STP first lah. ...and don't forget the magnifying glass too! Muahahahaha!!
Kopisoh...not only that I'll still be sexy, I'll be oozing with lots of sex too. Muahahaha!! Do look me up when that time comes. Are you adventurous with feathers?? LOL
Pssssstt! what thing you send wor? Can we use together anot?
Ace1....of course! He is like fine wine in the cellar. The more he age, the dustier the bottle. Muahahaha!!
Clement...man sui, STP!!
Lenglui...You ah? Your tummy getting flabby and with those stretch marks that glow in the dark ah? Muahahaha!!
Winliuliu....No need to shout into my ears la. You think I deaf or what?
*adjust adjust volume control of hearing aids*
9393...Wahh!! got special rates already ah? Kiu kai got discount also anot? LOL
Dreamie...what backside very itchy? You put itching powder into their underwears ah? LOL
Leonard...Why slow? last night what were you doing? Having facial mask done again ah? Hahhahaaaha!!!
Pisang.....He no balls to come yet. Muahahahah!!
ECL... Your dream broken liao hah? Aiyoh! Got me !! got me!! Take me go 'pussy town'.
Suituapui...aha! There you are!
Admit lah...over 60 ledi still want to bluff us meh? I where got jeles you grab all those aunties wor?
Waaah! you rich Sibu Foochow ah? Rich in what? Cholesterol ah? Muahahahaha!!
What BIG-BIG ransom? You think these days kidnappers will ask for buffaloes in exchange of you like those days punye dowry kah? Kakakakaka!!
Cocka too old and tough for the curry pot ah? You must've been fondling the wrong part lor. Hahahaha!!
Horny orang Utan....LMAO! Yeah hor? All those chinese piaomeis will be so attracted to those over 60s. Why ah? Because the old men got experience isit?
Leonard...Why slow? last night what were you doing? Having facial mask done again ah? Hahhahaaaha!!!
Pisang.....He no balls to come yet. Muahahahah!!
ECL... Your dream broken liao hah? Aiyoh! Got me !! got me!! Take me go 'pussy town'.
Suituapui...aha! There you are!
Admit lah...over 60 ledi still want to bluff us meh? I where got jeles you grab all those aunties wor?
Waaah! you rich Sibu Foochow ah? Rich in what? Cholesterol ah? Muahahahaha!!
What BIG-BIG ransom? You think these days kidnappers will ask for buffaloes in exchange of you like those days punye dowry kah? Kakakakaka!!
Cocka too old and tough for the curry pot ah? You must've been fondling the wrong part lor. Hahahaha!!
Horny orang Utan....LMAO! Yeah hor? All those chinese piaomeis will be so attracted to those over 60s. Why ah? Because the old men got experience isit?
Kiu kiu discont !? they will ask you tomorrow morning come early. Normal take 1 hour..old cock they need spend 1 hour to make it up up before swiming. They will charge double rate if lucky
What part? Gee! All this while we've been conned! Now you've revealed it all...True confession! This old Cock(a) is a woman!!!! So now you are Kassim's new wife, ya??? LOL!!!
# posted by : 6:51 AM
: 6:51 AM
I'm not going thru tupai leh. Dabi-dabi oso got lucky draw (I'm sure). You want? Can get for you.
What's a Cayman? The island?? You mean the grand prize is your own private island??
What's a Cayman? The island?? You mean the grand prize is your own private island??
# posted by : 8:51 PM
: 8:51 PM
9393...you wear school uniform go kiu kai sure they give you discount and angpow wan. Hhahahaha!!
STP....neh, that part that is always hard leh. LOL
I can be Kassim's wife twin sister if you wish. *wink wink*
Kat...this dedication for Beautiful Big Fat aka Suituapui. He 60 liao.
Tarpliew tarpliew Ho...ley loe mei? What sound familiar? LOL
Amah...Me still long long way lah. But neber mind. Nowadays got Viagra, so still can go around woo-ing SYTs and piaomeis. LOL
Kat....this is my version of Cayman lah.
http://www.porsche.com/usa/models/cayman/
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STP....neh, that part that is always hard leh. LOL
I can be Kassim's wife twin sister if you wish. *wink wink*
Kat...this dedication for Beautiful Big Fat aka Suituapui. He 60 liao.
Tarpliew tarpliew Ho...ley loe mei? What sound familiar? LOL
Amah...Me still long long way lah. But neber mind. Nowadays got Viagra, so still can go around woo-ing SYTs and piaomeis. LOL
Kat....this is my version of Cayman lah.
http://www.porsche.com/usa/models/cayman/
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