Wednesday, April 16, 2008

 

Traffic Question

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Traffic Question


Most men will get this right!

Q: You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a
NO PASSING sign posted, and you come upon a bicycle rider. Do you:


(a) Follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles, or


(b) Do you break the law and pass?



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A: Why take unnecessary risks and get a ticket?


Comments:
I bet you really wanted to be the saddle too. Admit it..
 
bahahahaha! turns out it's a shemale then u know. :P
 
If got another girl in the car must pass la, no choice...

By the way, a bit surprised that you use the word 'pass'. This usage is more common in America. We usually say 'overtake' here.
 
i like it... i dun mind following for even another 20 miles!!!
 
aiyah, I got da wrong answer

I was thinking abt overtaking her n stop infront of her then offer her a ride....i mean a car ride not riding her XD
 
LB...Yes! Yes!! How did you guess ah? Hahahahaa!!

Ehon...I'm pretty sure she's a female..with a seductive figure like that. But then again, I could be wrong!

Khengsiong...If got another girl in the car, I hope that she's asleep! LOL
'Pass' is not commonly used here meh? Oh i see, 'potong' lah...LOL

Tarpliew-tarpliew Ho...Hahahaha!!! 20 miles ah? I think 200 miles also you'll follow! Gone case liao...You more humsap than me. Hahahhaa!!!

Zephyr...Aiyah, normally you don't ride her. You let her ride you. That position lagi shiok because she has full control.
You just lie back and bite the pillow! Muahahahaha!!
 
it leads u to a wrong hole but anyway u like anal...LOL
 
What do you think my answer would be if you were the one on the bicycle? ^^
 
follow only? sure or not cocka? :P
 
you know us, we FOLLOW LAW!!!

never overtake! ;)
 
hahahhaa...laughing at Angel's question...die lor if it's cocka on the bicycle...sure kena tangkap leow!
 
fuck the law! I want to see the front.
 
wrong... should offer her a ride...
 
Aiyah! so poor thing! no money to buy clothes ar? I help you to put on my jacket la... :P
 
muah ha ha ha ha ha ha



i got 100 % right.....

you got mind reader kar?
how you know jek?
 
Ah Nel...I'm attracted to yours especially. Be afraid!! Be very afraid!!! Muahahaha!!

Angeles...You would drive up close enough to pinch my butt? LOL


Bongkerz...follow for 2 miles, then I pretend to be her bicycle seat! Muahaaha!!


Leonard...if that was HB, see whether you still follow law anot?
I bet you'll abandon your car and ride her. Err..I mean ride with her. LOL

Amah...if I'm on the bicycle, you be my airbag ok? MUahahaha!! Ooooh!!! *fantasizing those huge bags*

Ah Pek....her boobs are aerodynamically positioned for cutting thru' wind resistance. LOL
Very sharp wan!

Zewt...wrong again! Should ride her instead! Muahaahha!

Dreamie...you never hear of global warming meh? Ya lah, pretend to help her put on jacket and then raba here and there la.
This trick I learned already. LOL

Pisang...*high five* that must be one of the nicest piece hor? Flawless smooth summore...no mosquito bite marks...no cellulite...no tattoo...no mangkali been there. Muahahaha!
 
Hahahahaha!!! Good one, ahnel! U hit the nail on the head!!! And that reminds me of the time at Lake Toba when I went for a ride in a horse-drawn carriage!!! Gosh!!! All the way, the horse shit kept coming out of the arsehole!!!!! Me sitting, the horse shitting!!!(OK, cocka! Shoot! Say wat u want!!! I bet u're going to be real mean on this!!!)
 
STP, the horse lao sai ar?

Cocka, I dunno u are interested in the backside hole wan ler...
 
Hmmmmm....i guess every man in this kind of scenario will not risk any ticket would he? Anyway, nice joke you have in your blog...It;s the first time i visit your blog and you have good jokes...:)
 
STP...If you have not met Ah Nel, it's not too difficult to spot him coz he's the one who is walking funny! Hahahaha!
Your comment reminds me of a joke.
"Why did the cowboy comes home with horse shit on his moustache?"
Answer: Because he was "Looking for love in all the wrong places.." (sung to the tune of Eddie Rabbitt's hit) Kakakakaak!!

Clare...I don't think the horse laosai. I think STP scare the shit out of him! so to speak. Hahahah!!
Me interested in nice piece of ass lah. Not asshole! Ewww....

Vampy...Thanks for dropping by and I'm glad you share my weird sense of humour. Not many appreciate that kind of jokes. You know lah..ppl these days get offended easily with sexist jokes la...religious jokes la...
But I don't give 2 hoots. LOL
 
option c: hit and pick her up.
 
Wah! "I will follow u" singing this song! He! He! This lady cyclist should be in highway then sure no speeding wan!
 
I'll never over took it... haha
 
you should go back to riding bikes, pak cham kai. that way, the boink will come and quickly followed by the toink. hahaha.
 
Frostier....wah! you so 9 violent wan. You still living in the caveman era ah?

Horny orang utan...I like your idea of conformance. But if this lady is on our North-South highway, sure traffic jam liao.

Kenny...Better Dubai, driving behind camels' arses! Hahahahahahha!!

Barney's cuzz...The boink will come if you ride pillion with me.
The toink however, might take a bit longer lah. Don't get me wrong! It's not that you're not attractive.
It's because unker here is no longer spring chicken that will erect to anything in skirts. Hahahaha!!!
 
cavemen era is when u use ur club, whack her and bring her back to ur cave.

in this case, cocka will use his club and 2 balls to whack the girl and bring back to his barn?
 
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