Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Wine vs Water
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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LOLOL, this is great! No more excuses not to pop open that bottle of burgundy tonight then! No shit!
# posted by 
: 2:03 AM
: 2:03 AM
Kakakkaka!
But then, OMG! I'm horrified!!
Time to bring out my 'stock' liao!
*leaves a bottle of Vodka for everyone*
But then, OMG! I'm horrified!!
Time to bring out my 'stock' liao!
*leaves a bottle of Vodka for everyone*
Tq very much for this nice information! Pity that I got no money to buy wine or beer!
Have a very nice day!
Have a very nice day!
No shit. You mean drinking juice from mouldy grapes and fermented grains is actually good for you..
And to think in some places, you actually need a license to be given such a privilege. :D
And to think in some places, you actually need a license to be given such a privilege. :D
# posted by : 10:22 PM
: 10:22 PM
niamah!!! everyday we are drinking poop arr???
cannot lidat edi!!! must change from water to beer edi!!!
cannot lidat edi!!! must change from water to beer edi!!!
and the nabi said, "Beware of meat. It has addictiveness like the addictiveness of wine."
Conclusion: Beware of wine.
MUAHAHAHHAHAA
Conclusion: Beware of wine.
MUAHAHAHHAHAA
that wan in ang moh country la....
we at MALAYSIA drinking boiling water
in ang moh country they dring straight from tap.
my brader say
we at MALAYSIA drinking boiling water
in ang moh country they dring straight from tap.
my brader say
LB...is that the only thing you're popping tonite? LOL
My dearest Angeles...Vodka's my favorite too...especially when I get to lick it off her body! Hahhahaa!!
Leonard...no wonder you're so full of shit! *still feeling char dou over the April Fool incident* Hahahaa!
Horny orang utan...you can always brew your own...or get drunk on cheap toddy, tuak, tapai...etc
Kat....yes! absolutely! do you know that the valleys of Shirah in Iran has one of the finest soil condition to grow grapes? That's where the Syrah wine originates.
My dearest Angeles...Vodka's my favorite too...especially when I get to lick it off her body! Hahhahaa!!
Leonard...no wonder you're so full of shit! *still feeling char dou over the April Fool incident* Hahahaa!
Horny orang utan...you can always brew your own...or get drunk on cheap toddy, tuak, tapai...etc
Kat....yes! absolutely! do you know that the valleys of Shirah in Iran has one of the finest soil condition to grow grapes? That's where the Syrah wine originates.
Tarpliew-tarpliew Ho...Drink beer is good! No kidney stones! LOL
Barney's cuzz...want to learn from me ah?
kyh...where got? which nabi? But then again quite true lah. Meat of all forms are addictive hor.
See how tempting those yellow meat piaomeis are? Hahahhaah!!!
Khengsiong...People who drink wine pee a lot too. Hahahhaa!!
People who drink tea, stay up all night from imsonia. LOL
Hiao auntie....when are you bringing me to the johnny walker party?
Suituapui...you got gout ah? Welcome to the club.
Take a teaspoon of baking powder and mix with warm water, twice a day for 12 weeks. You'll find the pain in your joints disappearing.
Pisang...in Kiasuland lagi dahsyat! You're be drinking recycled water!
Barney's cuzz...want to learn from me ah?
kyh...where got? which nabi? But then again quite true lah. Meat of all forms are addictive hor.
See how tempting those yellow meat piaomeis are? Hahahhaah!!!
Khengsiong...People who drink wine pee a lot too. Hahahhaa!!
People who drink tea, stay up all night from imsonia. LOL
Hiao auntie....when are you bringing me to the johnny walker party?
Suituapui...you got gout ah? Welcome to the club.
Take a teaspoon of baking powder and mix with warm water, twice a day for 12 weeks. You'll find the pain in your joints disappearing.
Pisang...in Kiasuland lagi dahsyat! You're be drinking recycled water!
How many day liao no new post, now mai turn to mandi tak basah, makan tak kenyang, tidur tak lena.......cocka stil drinking wine not pinis yet izzit??
# posted by : 11:17 PM
: 11:17 PM
I was wondering why kopi soh was talking about your 'pinis'... ohh, she meant 'finish'....
# posted by : 11:27 PM
: 11:27 PM
wakakakaka kat, lucky u figured it out that wa not tokking abt cocka's 'pinis' ler........but now that u mentioned it hmmmmmm
# posted by : 2:47 AM
: 2:47 AM
Kopi soh...you miss me so much meh? I'm hiding somewhere in the Borneo jungle in the Land Below the Fart...or was it the Wind?
Here we drink tapai and tuak. *hic*
Tarpliew-tarpliew Ho...you really eat full nothing to do lah...tag 9 me!
Kat..she was really tokking about my pinis la. She very hiao wan! Wakakakaka!!
Kopisoh...admit it lah. I know everynight you hug your bolster imaging it. Muahahahahaa!!!
Mudpie...Oi! Mana boleh? Nanti dosa oh!
Suituapui...I no bruff you wan lah. Baking powder is alkaline mah. It neutralize the acid in your joints.
You look like sponge cake meh? No lah..you looked more like multi-level wedding cake! Muahahahaha!!
Here we drink tapai and tuak. *hic*
Tarpliew-tarpliew Ho...you really eat full nothing to do lah...tag 9 me!
Kat..she was really tokking about my pinis la. She very hiao wan! Wakakakaka!!
Kopisoh...admit it lah. I know everynight you hug your bolster imaging it. Muahahahahaa!!!
Mudpie...Oi! Mana boleh? Nanti dosa oh!
Suituapui...I no bruff you wan lah. Baking powder is alkaline mah. It neutralize the acid in your joints.
You look like sponge cake meh? No lah..you looked more like multi-level wedding cake! Muahahahaha!!
Wat u doing in jungle?? Sure it's Borneo jungle kah or some other "jungle"? Hehe how u know i hug wat every night??
# posted by : 2:54 PM
: 2:54 PM
LB...Ooooh! That's more to pop than just the theory, no? LOL
Kopisoh...Looking for some wild women of Borneo lah. I heard there are a lot of headhunters mah. So I offer my other head for them to hunt lor. Hahahaha!!!
Mudpie....aiyah! Ribena where got shiok feeling? That one for Nellie aje.
You must go for the real thing...mmmm...geranti khayal mya! LOL
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Kopisoh...Looking for some wild women of Borneo lah. I heard there are a lot of headhunters mah. So I offer my other head for them to hunt lor. Hahahaha!!!
Mudpie....aiyah! Ribena where got shiok feeling? That one for Nellie aje.
You must go for the real thing...mmmm...geranti khayal mya! LOL
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