Tuesday, June 03, 2008
Take Good Care Of Your Wife
Last Sunday, I was sitting on my deckchair, drinking a beer and watching my wife mowing the lawn.
Cherie, my ‘sei paat por’ neighbour saw us and was so 9 upset that she came over and tiu 9 me. “You lazy bastard!! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that blardy ancient lawn mower around. Get off your arse and give her a break lah.” She yelled.
I thought; “Niamah..sei paat por” and took another swig from my can , licked the froth from my lips, belch loudly, stared directly at this nosey bitch and said; “Piss off and mind your own husband lah. My wife has green fingers wat…she enjoys gardening wat…kenot meh? Tiu!”
After a few days, I felt really bad so I went out and picked up a really good deal on a ‘ride-on mower’ which I bought her…just to show how much I larp her. I am so proud of the deal I got. I am also proud that my 'loe por' can now sit down while mowing the lawn.
Yes, guys. Afterall, we should really take good care of our missus….that way, they’ll take good care of us.
I have attached a picture below…
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I do worry though that maybe I’m getting too soft on her, and next thing she’ll be demanding for 10-speed gear on it!
Rainbow Angeles...I give you something to ride, don't worry. *wink wink* Kekekekekekke!!!
Pisang...That model is Amadhikan wan. Top of the range scrap!
Leonard...you can learn a few tips from me. Haaha!! Your wife sure laam 9 you wan.
Suituapui....Hahha! I want to patent this and sell to desperate housewives in Sibu. Muahahahaha!!!
This is better than iGallop!
Khengsiong...Oh! I forgot to mention that I bought her new can of paint too. She can give it a fresh coat next weekend. Hahahaha!!
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let yr loe por do all the hard work, mana boleh ?
should get a bicycle built for 2, so tat when she is tired, you take over the hard work la.. kekeke..
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still mowing the lawn aar? kkkkk
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