Saturday, May 27, 2006

 

The Cock's 10 Simple Pleasures

I’ve been tagged by Helen to list down 10 of my simple pleasures so here goes;


1) Having a good dump on my latest invention….the foldable toilet seat.
I can’t afford a toilet bowl, so I got to be resourceful.

2) I also enjoy bumping into someone familiar but minus the ballet pose.LOL . For those of you who wish to see 9393 doing ballet, please drop me a mail.


3) Being able to read simple Chinese characters.



4) Being kept warm with a willy warmer when I’m ‘on the road’.
Simmie, you should knit one for Jim too.

5) Allowing myself to be seduced from time to time....but usually they are not so shapely as the one in this picture la.



6) Being the ‘One’ stretching with pleasure while having my tummy rubbed.
(Muahahaha!! Ah May are you reading this?)

7) Gazing intensely into her eyes and caressing her face.
(Muahahaha!! KW are you reading this too?)

8) Sipping a Long Beach cocktail on a deck chair and not plunging into the pool when Helen is swimming all alone……for obvious reasons, like forgetting her OB. LOL!

9) Enjoying a bunch of sweet & juicy lychee LOL

10) Fantasizing of being able to morph into a waterfall …caressing the body of some tired hiker.

Oh yes, there’s also a 11th pleasure. ….and that has to be greeting LinPeh…. KNNCCB on the IM every morning! LOL

These are the 5 unfortunate souls I like to tag; Zara Mama, Seng Chai, Linpeh, Jomel and Wingz.

The accompanying song is dedicated to Titoki, for being such a good sport.


Comments:
oh yea, I'm sure you'd like to be rubbed, eh? then we'll see what else stretches... :P
 
Willy Warmer doesn't look very long.

Thanks for the Chinese lesson. D@&* #)@(%*^!!!
 
So, how's the shape of the Usual Seducer(s)?
 
That's one hell of a nifty portable toilet seat! No worries about leaving it up huh? BOMBSAWAY kinda thing.. Got built-in crosshair bombsight tak?
 
LOL at May's comment!!

Eh May, from the size of the willy warmer, there won't be much of a stretch! heheheee....
 
KW and May:
Lin Peh Sappot !
 
hey,
saw the world cup spreadsheet, but vhat's the password to unprotect the sheet leh?
 
*sees the ka-splash the bomb makes* eeeeeeeeeee
 
hahahaha very good!! I'll give you an A-.
If you did not write about me and OB, I would have given you A+!!! lol
 
Hahahaha..I like the way you write Chinese...

Cute-lah, your willy-warmer..when you tilt your head to the right, it looks like a mouse with a red nose.
 
This unfortunate soul has completed the meme. Nice Willy Warmer. Yours? ;)
 
boe komen......
 
i thought the willy warmer is supposed to just warm your willy. the balls oso must warm ah? warm balls no good for sperm production.
 
Yup.. I know.. you always kena seduced by the 'spice girl' type of seducer!
 
LOL.

I have something for you too. It'll keep your 'WARMER' than your willy warmer. ;p

Click here to claim your prize!
 
be careful when ur doing ur crap, its gonna bounce off the ceramic surface & onto ur legs & pant!hahahahaha
 
The willy warmer looks like a bolster with head/neck rest..muahahahhhha

you knit wan ah?
 
haha.. i like the keeping warm part..
 
Cocka cocka cocka

Meme meme meme

You you you

Ya ya ya ya!!!

La la la... la la la...
 
Every time I come to your blog, I cannot hear your music. Today, suddenly out blared "..feel her boobies"!!! Lucky my children sleep already!
 
Lin Peh 10 Simple Pleasures no need do an individual post la. it's simpli:
1 Yamade !
2 Yamade !
3 Yamade !
4 Yamade !
5 Yamade !
6 Yamade !
7 Yamade !
8 Yamade !
9 Yamade !
10 Yamade !
 
ur willy so big... meh?! :-p
 
May…..I’m pretty sure you won’t be disappointed. *winks*

Simple Yank…..This is wool. It s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-s. And that shot was taken 6 feet away! LOL . Glad you like the Chinese lesson.

Angel….they are usually much-much rounder. LOL

LB…..Technology has made it possible to do away with the crosshair bomb sight thingy. It’s now laser guided, so all droppings find their way to the target spot on. LOL

King’s Wife……There’s only one way to find out. Hehehehe!!

Linpeh…..They got no ‘Extra Little’ size for you, sorry! LOL

Imee….thanks for dropping by. Unfortunately, I did not create that spreadsheet. I just passed it around. Sorry I can’t assist you this time.

Flyboy……Yeah, I reckon this would be a problem if one’s got the runs. It would go PLOP…..SPLASH!!! Splatters everywhere. Geeez!

Helen……I can’t help it. My imagination do run wild! Sometimes, I even wonder whether the OB holds or not in a ‘longgar’ place, or they are better off used to stop nosebleed. Hahahaha!!!

Kat…..waah!…you got very good imagination too.

Jomel…..Thanks for doing this useless tag. Yes, the willy warmer is mine. Got it as a gift from one of my gila friends.

Leng lui…..why bo komen eh?

Ah Pek……The balls also must be kept warm mah….
Otherwise in cold countries they would shrink too!

ZMM……ya lah, the Emma Bunton kind, I like. I like them with a bit of meat wan.

Titoki…..do I dip my willy in the bowl or what?

Wuching….Bounce off the ceramic?? Eh, you think I eat rubbery stuff or what?

Simmie…..You another imaginative one! Where got bolster with head and neck?
No, I didn’t knit this. It was a gift.

Hi Robin….thanks for goofing around here. But I’m not sharing my willy warmer with you. LOL

Angel…..Oh no! Not another one!

Kat…..glad you are at least playing it at home. Yesterday, ZMM told me she had to rush to her desk to turn the volume off in her office! Hahahaha!!!

Linpeh…..Thanks for doing the tag! You can Yamade 10 times meh?

Burung Pipit…..Shhhhh!!! Not so loud!! Otherwise, the ladies in here will be privately sending me e-mails.
 
Cocka: Use your imagination!!! *wink wink* ;)
 
Lin Peh only now do 1 yamade a Month. Try Tongkat Ali he say no blady use.Now hope Indian God oil will help him
 
muahakhakhak.....the toilet looks good. Can KY fit in ?
 
Ay? Your Mercedes-Benz 300SE is KL-plate leh. I thought u from JB? :)
 
dunno how to komen mah. why missing so long? i'm so bored, post lah something to entertain me.
 
titoki....ok, I got your meaning, but i need a big bowl wor. *wink wink*

9393....Linpeh, no hope liao. All energy spent on piaomeis

foodcrazee..... this invention is targetted at the expat community in malaysia so that they can use out squat type toilets

Mickell.....That is not my car la. i took that pic because of the no. plate 9393....same as our fellow blogger's nick/

me.....lenglui, why everytime no comment? ok , ok I'll do the tag
 
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