Saturday, May 27, 2006
The Cock's 10 Simple Pleasures
1) Having a good dump on my latest invention….the foldable toilet seat.
I can’t afford a toilet bowl, so I got to be resourceful.
2) I also enjoy bumping into someone familiar but minus the ballet pose.LOL . For those of you who wish to see 9393 doing ballet, please drop me a mail.
3) Being able to read simple Chinese characters.
4) Being kept warm with a willy warmer when I’m ‘on the road’.
Simmie, you should knit one for Jim too.
5) Allowing myself to be seduced from time to time....but usually they are not so shapely as the one in this picture la.
6) Being the ‘One’ stretching with pleasure while having my tummy rubbed.
(Muahahaha!! Ah May are you reading this?)
7) Gazing intensely into her eyes and caressing her face.
(Muahahaha!! KW are you reading this too?)
8) Sipping a Long Beach cocktail on a deck chair and not plunging into the pool when Helen is swimming all alone……for obvious reasons, like forgetting her OB. LOL!
9) Enjoying a bunch of sweet & juicy lychee LOL
10) Fantasizing of being able to morph into a waterfall …caressing the body of some tired hiker.
Oh yes, there’s also a 11th pleasure. ….and that has to be greeting LinPeh…. KNNCCB on the IM every morning! LOL
These are the 5 unfortunate souls I like to tag; Zara Mama, Seng Chai, Linpeh, Jomel and Wingz.
The accompanying song is dedicated to Titoki, for being such a good sport.
: 12:10 AM 
Eh May, from the size of the willy warmer, there won't be much of a stretch! heheheee....
If you did not write about me and OB, I would have given you A+!!! lol
Cute-lah, your willy-warmer..when you tilt your head to the right, it looks like a mouse with a red nose.
: 4:15 PM I have something for you too. It'll keep your 'WARMER' than your willy warmer. ;p
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: 4:57 AM 1 Yamade !
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Simple Yank…..This is wool. It s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-s. And that shot was taken 6 feet away! LOL . Glad you like the Chinese lesson.
Angel….they are usually much-much rounder. LOL
LB…..Technology has made it possible to do away with the crosshair bomb sight thingy. It’s now laser guided, so all droppings find their way to the target spot on. LOL
King’s Wife……There’s only one way to find out. Hehehehe!!
Linpeh…..They got no ‘Extra Little’ size for you, sorry! LOL
Imee….thanks for dropping by. Unfortunately, I did not create that spreadsheet. I just passed it around. Sorry I can’t assist you this time.
Flyboy……Yeah, I reckon this would be a problem if one’s got the runs. It would go PLOP…..SPLASH!!! Splatters everywhere. Geeez!
Helen……I can’t help it. My imagination do run wild! Sometimes, I even wonder whether the OB holds or not in a ‘longgar’ place, or they are better off used to stop nosebleed. Hahahaha!!!
Kat…..waah!…you got very good imagination too.
Jomel…..Thanks for doing this useless tag. Yes, the willy warmer is mine. Got it as a gift from one of my gila friends.
Leng lui…..why bo komen eh?
Ah Pek……The balls also must be kept warm mah….
Otherwise in cold countries they would shrink too!
ZMM……ya lah, the Emma Bunton kind, I like. I like them with a bit of meat wan.
Titoki…..do I dip my willy in the bowl or what?
Wuching….Bounce off the ceramic?? Eh, you think I eat rubbery stuff or what?
Simmie…..You another imaginative one! Where got bolster with head and neck?
No, I didn’t knit this. It was a gift.
Hi Robin….thanks for goofing around here. But I’m not sharing my willy warmer with you. LOL
Angel…..Oh no! Not another one!
Kat…..glad you are at least playing it at home. Yesterday, ZMM told me she had to rush to her desk to turn the volume off in her office! Hahahaha!!!
Linpeh…..Thanks for doing the tag! You can Yamade 10 times meh?
Burung Pipit…..Shhhhh!!! Not so loud!! Otherwise, the ladies in here will be privately sending me e-mails.
9393....Linpeh, no hope liao. All energy spent on piaomeis
foodcrazee..... this invention is targetted at the expat community in malaysia so that they can use out squat type toilets
Mickell.....That is not my car la. i took that pic because of the no. plate 9393....same as our fellow blogger's nick/
me.....lenglui, why everytime no comment? ok , ok I'll do the tag
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