Monday, May 22, 2006

 

Meme About Me

I AM Doodle…..Cocka Doodle. You can call me Cocka
I JUST NOW made myself a cocktail…… stirred, not shaken


I SAID my way of cooking instant noodles is the correct way!
I WANT to cook my instant noodle the way I see fit.
I WISH for a new kitchen to do that now because
I HATE it when I farked up big time following her method


I MISS my old kitchen……and house. (sob! Sob!)
I FEAR the missus will find out when she gets home.

I HEAR that Linpeh cannot stay out too late because his piaomei will twist 9 his ears.
I WONDER if he is as tough as what he usually portrays himself to be.
I REGRET knowing this guy sometimes……now my reputation in blogsphere is sweeping the floor liao.
I AM NOT a nice guy anymore because of him. LOL

I SING when I want to drown out my fart so that others won’t notice.
I CRY because sometimes, its not only fart that comes out. *grin*
I AM NOT ALWAYS wearing underwear. I prefer boxers, more ballroom.

I MADE the young girls cry……
I WRITE the song, I write the song…….I am music.....and I write the song....

I get CONFUSED with Scotsmen in kilts for women after a few whiskies.
I NEED lift their kilts from time to time to make sure.

I SHOULD teach this guy more lessons on how to tackle girls.
I START with foreplay and
I FINISH with a screw…..unlike this guy here I know who start with reading a dirty magazine and end up wanking. LOL


Comments:
yay!!! first first!!
 
i like men in boxers too. silk ones, please ;) can see clearly the 'importruding' (important + protruding) part... which reminds me, last nite, @ First World Hotel, Genting, when we were on our way back to the room, there's tis one FAT man with tattoo on his shoulders, (looked scary) wearing a boxer, standing outside his room, smoking...and what did i see? Well, u know the answer...LOL!

what did u do to make young girls cry?
 
buy the missus a whole new kitchenette. and make sure you make good instant noodles for her, yea?
 
all the lessons u taught me fails miserably. now i started to wonder if u used all these crappy tactics to tackle mrs cocka.
 
hahahaa..... the cock burned his barn.
 
Sue me. ;p
 
wooot wooootttt
 
I SING when I want to drown out my fart so that others won’t notice.

Haha, you are so funny!

* Pinch nose to avoid fart smell! *
 
I SING when I want to drown out my fart so that others won’t notice.

Haha, you are so funny!

* Pinch nose to avoid fart smell! *
 
Poor Ah Seng! *LOL*

Ah Seng, Cocka's tactics failed because they are rather outdated liao. Cum Cum, JoMel jie jie teach you! HAHAHAH!
 
cocka: your kau lui tactics working or not wan??

seng kor: what were the success rates of his tactics???
 
No wonder in the few times we met, you are always humming some tune.. and the air smell about funny
 
Is that you ?
You are helluva magnificient looking cock ! (lol)
 
Angel....That fat guy you saw outside the room smoking in his boxers is me la. Did I turn you on big time?? *wink*
What did I do to make the young girls cry? I just walk around in my boxers lor.

Ah May.....Can I use your kitchen ah? it looks more equipped than mine. :)

Seng Chai.....Uncle can lead the cow to the water, but uncle cannot make the cow drink.
Those are not crappy tactics. Those are time tested and proven wan.

Ah pek....Don't worry! I'm getting a new barn with plenty of hens. *wink*

Titoki....My loyahs will be talking to your loyahs soon.

Shireen......dun make wolf calls like dat la..! i know I got great legs and abs. LOL

Mother Superior....at least you like my singing ,right? *grins*

Jomel....quickly go and train Seng Chai. I know you need to be scratched also....gatal ma.... LOL

simmie....my tactics work wan. But he applied it wrongly. He prefers to take dates go movies wor.
Go movie for what?? cannot talk, he too sked to hold her hands,
his hands too greasy from all that popcorns etc etc. He too engrossed with the movie..(see his latest meme)
Mana ada romantik?

ZMM......You are lucky when I was only humming. You only get worried when I start singing. Next time I'll make it a point to sit beside you and zara. *grin*

Dreamie....Yep, dats me all ritey!
Leng jai anot? What you see is what you get.
What you can't see is even better, yet!
 
u sure know how to screw! teach me how cocka do it!
 
Dun laa... I veli sked ler. *puppy look*
 
LOL...funny!
I like!

Wei, that means the other night at karaoke, u were farting all nite???
 
lol! kesian sengkor!
 
Note to self. When I buy my kilt do not wear around Cocka. Even if I am collecting for Scottish underwear fund.
 
I CRY because sometimes, its not only fart that comes out. *grin*

That's why you shouldn't wear boxers...after 'leak' then you know...LOL (alamak! almost posted this in the wrong blog!!)
 
Wuching...you got a very good Sibu teacher to teach you that, I'm sure.

Titoki....**taking pity on puppy eyes**
Ok, unless you promise to go to the movies with Seng kor. Deal?

King's Wife....I'm glad you didn't notice or smell anything. My technique must've been rather effective.

Wingz....Don't under estimate Seng Chai. He can be quite buaya wan!

Simple Yank....You are giving me ideas. Hmmm! maybe I should forget about boxers and opt for kilts instead.

Kat....I know when its leaking because I'll be leaving a trail. It reminds me of a song as well.
"Rich girl wears a sanitary napkin,
the poor girl wear cloth strip.
But Dinah she wears nothing at all
she let it drip and drip...."
 
just thought of a poem,

the cocka burned his barn,
the chickens are on the run,
cocka thought it would be fun,
to have chickens pecking his gun,

he packed up his wife and his son,
sent them for a holiday in taiwan,
got himself ready for loads of cunt,
with silais and piau meis by the ton,

he lit the stove to make some bun,
suppose to make some nice "chow fun"
but he went and burned his barn,
and now, all the chickens are on the run.
 
MMM, i likw a man in boxwe shorts. Especially those with lots of cute cute cartoons, lol. Errrrrr, got winnie the pooh boxers or not....
 
Papa and mama bear said dun go out with stranger! ;p
 
Lin Peh wallop u baru u know tough or not ! ;-)
 
Cocka.... so, your FEAR FACTOR is your MOHA ar ??
 
yah yah lin peh, wallop cocka kaw-kaw sama dia mia belakang! LOL!

P/s>i like ur poem la ahpek!
 
cocka: so what you teach seng kor leh???
 
No wonder you want Sylvia over!! How to bake like this?
 
So you can start a Malaysian underwear fund when you get your kilt.
 
Not enuff... more more. Wanna know more about the ayam.
 
Ah Pek,
If I have knew that it was going to be so much fun
I would have sent the missus to Afganistan
So that I could have all the hens one by one
The sensation of having conquered… having won!

But it was one particular chick, that cunning little runt
While I was cooking, she flashed me her inviting cunt
Got me so worked up banging her and kneading her buns
Forgot bout the stove, ..next thing I know, there goes the barn


Samm.....I got cartoons wan. You wanna see anot?

titoki....mama and papa bear says don't go out with strangers. Better to stay and screw indoors. LOL

Linpeh....don't bluff la. You are so gentle that you won't even harm a fly. . LOL

SMS....that's call 'respect'...not fear.

sooi2....waa....you encourage him summore? This fella nowadays screws anything that walks.

simmie....I taught Seng Chai how to TFK! LOL

LB....With Sylvia, we won't be baking, but there'll be lots of kneading dough...err though.

Simple Yank....some of us wear sarongs over here. Ok, we'll still need to start an underwear fund, I see your point.

Helen.... Write to me. I'll show you more, ...personally. *wink*
Privilege viewing only for my favorite silai.
 
Psst. The fund not used for underwear... hic

Just say for underwear. No one wanna see Scott without underwear. ;)

Beer, beer, beer kenna.
 
Simple Yank....LOL at your Gaelic remarks.

Oggi! Oggi! Oggi!......Oik! Oik! Oik!
Oggi! Oggi! Oggi!......Oik! Oik! Oik!
Oggi!.......Oik!
Oggi!.......Oik!
Oggi! Oggi! Oggi!......Oik! Oik! Oik!
 
ROFLOL
 
Hau ghung...... I tagged YOU!!! **muaks**
 
wt...
 
SA...I think you should be familiar with that scottish yell. :)

Helen......hao por....done your tag liao. *mmuaakkss back*

Foodcrazee..... f?
 
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