Monday, May 22, 2006
Meme About Me
I AM Doodle…..Cocka Doodle. You can call me Cocka
I JUST NOW made myself a cocktail…… stirred, not shaken
I SAID my way of cooking instant noodles is the correct way!
I WANT to cook my instant noodle the way I see fit.
I WISH for a new kitchen to do that now because
I HATE it when I farked up big time following her method
I MISS my old kitchen……and house. (sob! Sob!)
I FEAR the missus will find out when she gets home.
I HEAR that Linpeh cannot stay out too late because his piaomei will twist 9 his ears.
I WONDER if he is as tough as what he usually portrays himself to be.
I REGRET knowing this guy sometimes……now my reputation in blogsphere is sweeping the floor liao.
I AM NOT a nice guy anymore because of him. LOL
I SING when I want to drown out my fart so that others won’t notice.
I CRY because sometimes, its not only fart that comes out. *grin*
I AM NOT ALWAYS wearing underwear. I prefer boxers, more ballroom.
I MADE the young girls cry……
I WRITE the song, I write the song…….I am music.....and I write the song....
I get CONFUSED with Scotsmen in kilts for women after a few whiskies.
I NEED lift their kilts from time to time to make sure.
I SHOULD teach this guy more lessons on how to tackle girls.
I START with foreplay and
I FINISH with a screw…..unlike this guy here I know who start with reading a dirty magazine and end up wanking. LOL
what did u do to make young girls cry?
: 9:29 AM Haha, you are so funny!
* Pinch nose to avoid fart smell! *
Haha, you are so funny!
* Pinch nose to avoid fart smell! *
seng kor: what were the success rates of his tactics???
What did I do to make the young girls cry? I just walk around in my boxers lor.
Ah May.....Can I use your kitchen ah? it looks more equipped than mine. :)
Seng Chai.....Uncle can lead the cow to the water, but uncle cannot make the cow drink.
Those are not crappy tactics. Those are time tested and proven wan.
Ah pek....Don't worry! I'm getting a new barn with plenty of hens. *wink*
Titoki....My loyahs will be talking to your loyahs soon.
Shireen......dun make wolf calls like dat la..! i know I got great legs and abs. LOL
Mother Superior....at least you like my singing ,right? *grins*
Jomel....quickly go and train Seng Chai. I know you need to be scratched also....gatal ma.... LOL
simmie....my tactics work wan. But he applied it wrongly. He prefers to take dates go movies wor.
Go movie for what?? cannot talk, he too sked to hold her hands,
his hands too greasy from all that popcorns etc etc. He too engrossed with the movie..(see his latest meme)
Mana ada romantik?
ZMM......You are lucky when I was only humming. You only get worried when I start singing. Next time I'll make it a point to sit beside you and zara. *grin*
Dreamie....Yep, dats me all ritey!
Leng jai anot? What you see is what you get.
What you can't see is even better, yet!
That's why you shouldn't wear boxers...after 'leak' then you know...LOL (alamak! almost posted this in the wrong blog!!)
: 6:26 AM Titoki....**taking pity on puppy eyes**
Ok, unless you promise to go to the movies with Seng kor. Deal?
King's Wife....I'm glad you didn't notice or smell anything. My technique must've been rather effective.
Wingz....Don't under estimate Seng Chai. He can be quite buaya wan!
Simple Yank....You are giving me ideas. Hmmm! maybe I should forget about boxers and opt for kilts instead.
Kat....I know when its leaking because I'll be leaving a trail. It reminds me of a song as well.
"Rich girl wears a sanitary napkin,
the poor girl wear cloth strip.
But Dinah she wears nothing at all
she let it drip and drip...."
the cocka burned his barn,
the chickens are on the run,
cocka thought it would be fun,
to have chickens pecking his gun,
he packed up his wife and his son,
sent them for a holiday in taiwan,
got himself ready for loads of cunt,
with silais and piau meis by the ton,
he lit the stove to make some bun,
suppose to make some nice "chow fun"
but he went and burned his barn,
and now, all the chickens are on the run.
P/s>i like ur poem la ahpek!
: 6:04 PM If I have knew that it was going to be so much fun
I would have sent the missus to Afganistan
So that I could have all the hens one by one
The sensation of having conquered… having won!
But it was one particular chick, that cunning little runt
While I was cooking, she flashed me her inviting cunt
Got me so worked up banging her and kneading her buns
Forgot bout the stove, ..next thing I know, there goes the barn
Samm.....I got cartoons wan. You wanna see anot?
titoki....mama and papa bear says don't go out with strangers. Better to stay and screw indoors. LOL
Linpeh....don't bluff la. You are so gentle that you won't even harm a fly. . LOL
SMS....that's call 'respect'...not fear.
sooi2....waa....you encourage him summore? This fella nowadays screws anything that walks.
simmie....I taught Seng Chai how to TFK! LOL
LB....With Sylvia, we won't be baking, but there'll be lots of kneading dough...err though.
Simple Yank....some of us wear sarongs over here. Ok, we'll still need to start an underwear fund, I see your point.
Helen.... Write to me. I'll show you more, ...personally. *wink*
Privilege viewing only for my favorite silai.
Oggi! Oggi! Oggi!......Oik! Oik! Oik!
Oggi! Oggi! Oggi!......Oik! Oik! Oik!
Oggi!.......Oik!
Oggi!.......Oik!
Oggi! Oggi! Oggi!......Oik! Oik! Oik!
Helen......hao por....done your tag liao. *mmuaakkss back*
Foodcrazee..... f?
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