Friday, May 12, 2006

 

Of Penis Poem and Brownies

I woke up this morning, looked in the mirror and found a few strands of graying hair.
Hmmm.....must've been those bunch asses at work that gave me this.
I don't think I'm that old yet wat....although Seng Chai for some reasons like to address me as uncle Cocka.

Just then, another lady friend of mine text me this penis poem to remind me of my age......tiu!

My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout.

Time was on its own accord, from my trousers it would spring,
but now I have a full time job just to find the blasted thing

It used to be embarassing, the way it would behave
For every single morning , it would stand and watch me shave

Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head, and watch me tie my shoes!

Oi! I'm still ok lah, but, that's only one way to find. ...I told her. *grin*

Speaking of that (the age thing and not the penis thingy) it reminds me......Happy Birthday Ah May! and many thanks for the delicious brownies and cookies.They were truly yummy!
You should have joined us for second round at the karaoke.
Seng Chai's rendition of Bon Jovi's songs was so powerful that the TV broke down!

Comments:
a BIIIIIIIIGGGG THANK YOU, Unka Cocka!!
*HUGSHUGS*
no karaoke for me this time, but next time for sure, ok? thanks for coming to dinner too. glad you enjoyed the cookies and brownies! :)
 
WAaaaaaaa, can break down sumore ka?!! Nevermind, at leat you can be sure you won't be tripping over untied shoelaces lah..
 
Unke Cocka, you quick quick send me the piccies so that I can blog. QUick! Tangan gataL!
 
nice friend u got.
 
i call u uncle becos i oredi spotted those gray hair long time ago lor.. now only u see meh..?

btw, it's bon jovi's fault. not mine.
 
aiyaya... accept the fact lah
you getting older .. chaarm liao !
 
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What is da criteria for being defined as old. I might take offense too. Us old farts, uh, I mean us "real" men got to stick together and kill these rumors.

I got your back. Whoa! Not like that. Puh-leez!!!
 
think about wine and ginger.. the older the better..
 
Ooohh...Le Coq is very hamsem...and such a good writer too....t h e p e n i s m i g h t i e r t h a n t h e s w o r d....*muah!*
 
I agree with ZM. Think of yourself as a bottle of fine wine!!! hahahaha
eh, some women like older men, ok? :P
 
never mind, u can still serenade very laam songs... *swooning*
 
You must be taking alot of supplement to stay young lor?? :-P

Ei, time to go for hair coloring liao/
 
gray only mah... no worries
not bald yet ! (hehee..)

~star~
 
May…..Big hugs to you too! Too bad, I wanted to sing a laam-laam song to the birthday girl.

LB…..Hahahaha!! Hey, you are not too far from there too yeah?

Jomel….send jor.

Wuching….yeah, with friends like that who needs enemies?

Seng Chai…but Richard Gere also got grey hair wat..
Yeah, yeah blame it on Bon Jovi, the mic, the sound system etc

Elaine…..I’m only 25 at heart.

Simple Yank…On the bright side, when you are over the hill, you pick up speed!! Yahoo!!!!

ZMM….I prefer the wine. It’s easier to swallow.

Kat….the penis might be mightier than the sword, but it still can’t beat the pussy. Nations go to war because of that, remember? LOL

Simmie…Usually the SYT looking for sugar daddy ah?

KW… Did I sweep you off your feet with those songs? Hahaha!

Helen… Psst! I’ve got a fountain of youth in my backyard. Hair coloring ah? Yeah, I might try Jef Chan’s choice and take a kawaii pic of me after that. Hehehe

Star….Ya, a little gray can be quite sexy also hor.
 
You realize when you are OLD when you think those 40/50/60 years old silais are chun ! LOL!
 
You realize when you are OLD when salegirl ask 'Yes Uncle What Can I do For You'..mahai!
 
Ooops, I have just greeted you as Uncle Cocka in my latest post. ;)
 
LinPeh....at least you won't find me humping them. LOL

9393.....Whoa! my reply would be "Just half the positions featured in the kamasutra would be nice" **grins**

Titoki....Auntie, I just commented in your post, and also recommended kinky sex with a dwarf for your previous post. LOL
 
After u do ur new hair, remember to post ur kawaii pic on Friendster wor....

WHo knows... u might end up having a bunch of kawaii aunties on ur trail!
 
Hahahahah!!!! That was a very funny poem indeed.
 
cocka: older men got more experience mah
 
Cock! I got your other back covered, LOL I think you , Simple American and me can do a musketeer revival and show them what we REALLY got! LOL
 
Sengkor said you contributed to the tv breakdown too. What songs did you two sing la, terror sial!
 
white hair like that not call old, called mature and suave - increase sex appeal :-)
 
Helen....are you on the Friendsters kawaii aunties' list ah? I want I want!!

Poison....listen to simmie, older men got more experience. Its quality, not quantity. LOL

Simmie....agreed! but hor, what I used to do in a night, I now take the whole night to do leh. LOL

Flyboy....Yes, the musketeers! One for all! and all for fun!!

Lil patchee....Seng kor did it single handedly. First, with the Andy Lau songs, then Bon Jovi's.

Lenglui....you got good taste I must say. LOL
 
broke down??? mak oi....dangerous tuh!!! lol :P
 
How come men always get their standing ovation early in the morning wan ah?? y ah y ah? can uncle cocka pls xplain this mystery to me???
 
haha.. which explain the elderly takes so long to pee?
 
yvy...what dangerous? We had some peace and quiet after that. It was so peaceful and serene.....aaahh!!! shiok!!!

Sooi2.....Men can stand anytime wan. Night time especially.But to answer your question on why the kkc has a tendency to stand in the morning has something to do with our national anthem.
See, from young we were taught to stand up when the national anthem is being played. But since most of us are still in bed at that time, we nominate our little brother to go stand at attention on our behalf.

Robin....no lah. Usually the elderly don't take long because they already peed in their pants liao. LOL
 
hahaha..national anthem, good one.
and..........
...older, wiser and more experienced that's uncle cocka.
 
see changes in your blog too..hmmm nice, neat and big and again... that's uncle cocka ..hahahha ;)
 
walaueh, lidat oso can???hahhahahahhh....i wudn't ask which part of the female's anatomy that we nominate to stand on our behalf. LOLL!
 
wat? is this a hamsup or zen-ish entry? old never mind eqmt must be in good working cond!!
 
What you talking about penis and pussy?? I just said the 'PEN IS mightier than the sword' because you write so well...*batts eyelash innocently*

Ya-lah hor..why does it take old men so long to pee?? Sometimes I see my father stand there for so damn long..I thought he was going to shit standing up! Does saw palmetto really help?
 
dear mr. cocka...

becos i hv becum so attracted to your nor pek chiu, i've decided to meme u... LOL!
 
All for one! Yeh! Just not all in same one. k?
 
PT....long time no see. Welcome back! Actually, I didn't mean to change the template. The last one crashed while I was saving my post. So I lost it!

Sooi2......the female anatomy that can stand and erect? I wouldn't tell either. LOL **quickly go to Wikipedia and see what else can stand**

Seefei....i would call this a humzen entry. Never mind, these days if the equipment is not up to the mark, Pfizer and Elli Lilley is always there to boost.

Kat.....Oh! You got me there, you wicked....LOL
Why old men take so long to pee? He was probably looking for his kkc gua?...all withered and shrunken, no? LOL
Perhaps, you should give him a quarter dose of viagra daily, so that the kkc will just stick out far enough and he won't pee at his feet.

angel....what is nor pek chiu ah? What meme??

SA.....you have not updated your blog for some time now. When are you posting the latest '25 yrs ago'?
 
aiyak... u no paham Hokkien?? nor pek chiu is moustache lerr... chan hai potong stim...

wat meme? meme lar! :P
 
thks...yeah been away, downunder, work work work! but its ok enjoy oso. hey i was lucky to get to come back for a breather at right timing. goin to the grease musical tonite. Aiya..heard not so good cos of the surrondings and sound system. Maybe u should think twice watching it here in KL ie if you hv not gone yet, at the durian should be good. See how ..tonite.
 
Oi! I moved blogs again liao.

Sorry I did not make it more clear.

www.simple-america.com

I moved to Word Press like May and L B. It is so purty.
 
Angel....I no understand hokkien leh..
Meme ah? ok lah...I'll do it when I'm free free la.

Pt...G'day, Mate! Or shall I say 'Sheila'? I gotta give Grease a miss because I can't fit my schedule around it. Let me know the outcome ok?

SA....yep, found it at last. Plenty of reading to catch up and nce pics too.
 
still chatting here ah? ok.. bring out the kopi pleeze! ;)
 
Since so long no post.. I tagged you.. so you have something to write.. instead of always scratching your balls.
 
First time I heard the song. hahaha
 
jomel....yeah, its time i update liao

ZMM.....ya ya...angel beat you to it actually.

SA.....nice song eh?
 
cocka: more experience but all are OLD experience. hahahhahahaha
 
hi cocka... time to do housekeeping.
you blog going to be "fatt mou" oredi !!
 
WOI~ Uncle Cocka, it's time you stop salivating at my pics and start to update your blog!!!
 
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Poison....you got something new to show me? I am a very good student, you know.

Dreamie....thanks for dropping by. It's updated liao.

Titoki...I can't help it. Your sister looks damn chun. LOL

Vito....go shove it.
 
cocka: that's why they created viagra mahhhh
 
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