Friday, May 12, 2006
Of Penis Poem and Brownies
I woke up this morning, looked in the mirror and found a few strands of graying hair.
Hmmm.....must've been those bunch asses at work that gave me this.
I don't think I'm that old yet wat....although Seng Chai for some reasons like to address me as uncle Cocka.
Just then, another lady friend of mine text me this penis poem to remind me of my age......tiu!
My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout.
Time was on its own accord, from my trousers it would spring,
but now I have a full time job just to find the blasted thing
It used to be embarassing, the way it would behave
For every single morning , it would stand and watch me shave
Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head, and watch me tie my shoes!
Oi! I'm still ok lah, but, that's only one way to find. ...I told her. *grin*
Speaking of that (the age thing and not the penis thingy) it reminds me......Happy Birthday Ah May! and many thanks for the delicious brownies and cookies.They were truly yummy!
You should have joined us for second round at the karaoke.
Seng Chai's rendition of Bon Jovi's songs was so powerful that the TV broke down!
Hmmm.....must've been those bunch asses at work that gave me this.
I don't think I'm that old yet wat....although Seng Chai for some reasons like to address me as uncle Cocka.
Just then, another lady friend of mine text me this penis poem to remind me of my age......tiu!
My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout.
Time was on its own accord, from my trousers it would spring,
but now I have a full time job just to find the blasted thing
It used to be embarassing, the way it would behave
For every single morning , it would stand and watch me shave
Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head, and watch me tie my shoes!
Oi! I'm still ok lah, but, that's only one way to find. ...I told her. *grin*
Speaking of that (the age thing and not the penis thingy) it reminds me......Happy Birthday Ah May! and many thanks for the delicious brownies and cookies.They were truly yummy!
You should have joined us for second round at the karaoke.
Seng Chai's rendition of Bon Jovi's songs was so powerful that the TV broke down!
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a BIIIIIIIIGGGG THANK YOU, Unka Cocka!!
*HUGSHUGS*
no karaoke for me this time, but next time for sure, ok? thanks for coming to dinner too. glad you enjoyed the cookies and brownies! :)
*HUGSHUGS*
no karaoke for me this time, but next time for sure, ok? thanks for coming to dinner too. glad you enjoyed the cookies and brownies! :)
WAaaaaaaa, can break down sumore ka?!! Nevermind, at leat you can be sure you won't be tripping over untied shoelaces lah..
i call u uncle becos i oredi spotted those gray hair long time ago lor.. now only u see meh..?
btw, it's bon jovi's fault. not mine.
btw, it's bon jovi's fault. not mine.
Ooohh...Le Coq is very hamsem...and such a good writer too....t h e p e n i s m i g h t i e r t h a n t h e s w o r d....*muah!*
I agree with ZM. Think of yourself as a bottle of fine wine!!! hahahaha
eh, some women like older men, ok? :P
eh, some women like older men, ok? :P
May…..Big hugs to you too! Too bad, I wanted to sing a laam-laam song to the birthday girl.
LB…..Hahahaha!! Hey, you are not too far from there too yeah?
Jomel….send jor.
Wuching….yeah, with friends like that who needs enemies?
Seng Chai…but Richard Gere also got grey hair wat..
Yeah, yeah blame it on Bon Jovi, the mic, the sound system etc
Elaine…..I’m only 25 at heart.
Simple Yank…On the bright side, when you are over the hill, you pick up speed!! Yahoo!!!!
ZMM….I prefer the wine. It’s easier to swallow.
Kat….the penis might be mightier than the sword, but it still can’t beat the pussy. Nations go to war because of that, remember? LOL
Simmie…Usually the SYT looking for sugar daddy ah?
KW… Did I sweep you off your feet with those songs? Hahaha!
Helen… Psst! I’ve got a fountain of youth in my backyard. Hair coloring ah? Yeah, I might try Jef Chan’s choice and take a kawaii pic of me after that. Hehehe
Star….Ya, a little gray can be quite sexy also hor.
LB…..Hahahaha!! Hey, you are not too far from there too yeah?
Jomel….send jor.
Wuching….yeah, with friends like that who needs enemies?
Seng Chai…but Richard Gere also got grey hair wat..
Yeah, yeah blame it on Bon Jovi, the mic, the sound system etc
Elaine…..I’m only 25 at heart.
Simple Yank…On the bright side, when you are over the hill, you pick up speed!! Yahoo!!!!
ZMM….I prefer the wine. It’s easier to swallow.
Kat….the penis might be mightier than the sword, but it still can’t beat the pussy. Nations go to war because of that, remember? LOL
Simmie…Usually the SYT looking for sugar daddy ah?
KW… Did I sweep you off your feet with those songs? Hahaha!
Helen… Psst! I’ve got a fountain of youth in my backyard. Hair coloring ah? Yeah, I might try Jef Chan’s choice and take a kawaii pic of me after that. Hehehe
Star….Ya, a little gray can be quite sexy also hor.
LinPeh....at least you won't find me humping them. LOL
9393.....Whoa! my reply would be "Just half the positions featured in the kamasutra would be nice" **grins**
Titoki....Auntie, I just commented in your post, and also recommended kinky sex with a dwarf for your previous post. LOL
9393.....Whoa! my reply would be "Just half the positions featured in the kamasutra would be nice" **grins**
Titoki....Auntie, I just commented in your post, and also recommended kinky sex with a dwarf for your previous post. LOL
After u do ur new hair, remember to post ur kawaii pic on Friendster wor....
WHo knows... u might end up having a bunch of kawaii aunties on ur trail!
WHo knows... u might end up having a bunch of kawaii aunties on ur trail!
Cock! I got your other back covered, LOL I think you , Simple American and me can do a musketeer revival and show them what we REALLY got! LOL
Helen....are you on the Friendsters kawaii aunties' list ah? I want I want!!
Poison....listen to simmie, older men got more experience. Its quality, not quantity. LOL
Simmie....agreed! but hor, what I used to do in a night, I now take the whole night to do leh. LOL
Flyboy....Yes, the musketeers! One for all! and all for fun!!
Lil patchee....Seng kor did it single handedly. First, with the Andy Lau songs, then Bon Jovi's.
Lenglui....you got good taste I must say. LOL
Poison....listen to simmie, older men got more experience. Its quality, not quantity. LOL
Simmie....agreed! but hor, what I used to do in a night, I now take the whole night to do leh. LOL
Flyboy....Yes, the musketeers! One for all! and all for fun!!
Lil patchee....Seng kor did it single handedly. First, with the Andy Lau songs, then Bon Jovi's.
Lenglui....you got good taste I must say. LOL
How come men always get their standing ovation early in the morning wan ah?? y ah y ah? can uncle cocka pls xplain this mystery to me???
yvy...what dangerous? We had some peace and quiet after that. It was so peaceful and serene.....aaahh!!! shiok!!!
Sooi2.....Men can stand anytime wan. Night time especially.But to answer your question on why the kkc has a tendency to stand in the morning has something to do with our national anthem.
See, from young we were taught to stand up when the national anthem is being played. But since most of us are still in bed at that time, we nominate our little brother to go stand at attention on our behalf.
Robin....no lah. Usually the elderly don't take long because they already peed in their pants liao. LOL
Sooi2.....Men can stand anytime wan. Night time especially.But to answer your question on why the kkc has a tendency to stand in the morning has something to do with our national anthem.
See, from young we were taught to stand up when the national anthem is being played. But since most of us are still in bed at that time, we nominate our little brother to go stand at attention on our behalf.
Robin....no lah. Usually the elderly don't take long because they already peed in their pants liao. LOL
hahaha..national anthem, good one.
and..........
...older, wiser and more experienced that's uncle cocka.
and..........
...older, wiser and more experienced that's uncle cocka.
walaueh, lidat oso can???hahhahahahhh....i wudn't ask which part of the female's anatomy that we nominate to stand on our behalf. LOLL!
PT....long time no see. Welcome back! Actually, I didn't mean to change the template. The last one crashed while I was saving my post. So I lost it!
Sooi2......the female anatomy that can stand and erect? I wouldn't tell either. LOL **quickly go to Wikipedia and see what else can stand**
Seefei....i would call this a humzen entry. Never mind, these days if the equipment is not up to the mark, Pfizer and Elli Lilley is always there to boost.
Kat.....Oh! You got me there, you wicked....LOL
Why old men take so long to pee? He was probably looking for his kkc gua?...all withered and shrunken, no? LOL
Perhaps, you should give him a quarter dose of viagra daily, so that the kkc will just stick out far enough and he won't pee at his feet.
angel....what is nor pek chiu ah? What meme??
SA.....you have not updated your blog for some time now. When are you posting the latest '25 yrs ago'?
Sooi2......the female anatomy that can stand and erect? I wouldn't tell either. LOL **quickly go to Wikipedia and see what else can stand**
Seefei....i would call this a humzen entry. Never mind, these days if the equipment is not up to the mark, Pfizer and Elli Lilley is always there to boost.
Kat.....Oh! You got me there, you wicked....LOL
Why old men take so long to pee? He was probably looking for his kkc gua?...all withered and shrunken, no? LOL
Perhaps, you should give him a quarter dose of viagra daily, so that the kkc will just stick out far enough and he won't pee at his feet.
angel....what is nor pek chiu ah? What meme??
SA.....you have not updated your blog for some time now. When are you posting the latest '25 yrs ago'?
aiyak... u no paham Hokkien?? nor pek chiu is moustache lerr... chan hai potong stim...
wat meme? meme lar! :P
wat meme? meme lar! :P
thks...yeah been away, downunder, work work work! but its ok enjoy oso. hey i was lucky to get to come back for a breather at right timing. goin to the grease musical tonite. Aiya..heard not so good cos of the surrondings and sound system. Maybe u should think twice watching it here in KL ie if you hv not gone yet, at the durian should be good. See how ..tonite.
Angel....I no understand hokkien leh..
Meme ah? ok lah...I'll do it when I'm free free la.
Pt...G'day, Mate! Or shall I say 'Sheila'? I gotta give Grease a miss because I can't fit my schedule around it. Let me know the outcome ok?
SA....yep, found it at last. Plenty of reading to catch up and nce pics too.
Meme ah? ok lah...I'll do it when I'm free free la.
Pt...G'day, Mate! Or shall I say 'Sheila'? I gotta give Grease a miss because I can't fit my schedule around it. Let me know the outcome ok?
SA....yep, found it at last. Plenty of reading to catch up and nce pics too.
Since so long no post.. I tagged you.. so you have something to write.. instead of always scratching your balls.
jomel....yeah, its time i update liao
ZMM.....ya ya...angel beat you to it actually.
SA.....nice song eh?
ZMM.....ya ya...angel beat you to it actually.
SA.....nice song eh?
Poison....you got something new to show me? I am a very good student, you know.
Dreamie....thanks for dropping by. It's updated liao.
Titoki...I can't help it. Your sister looks damn chun. LOL
Vito....go shove it.
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Dreamie....thanks for dropping by. It's updated liao.
Titoki...I can't help it. Your sister looks damn chun. LOL
Vito....go shove it.
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