Sunday, July 30, 2006

 

Weekend Frolic....

Waaa..... Streamyx must be lagging big time down south. Now only this post appear when one of them already posted on the night of the action itself. I guess by now all of you must have read about the makan, dipping one’s fingers into other people’s food, exchanging bodily fluids (Note: These activities are certainly not for those prone to contracting Hepatitis.), karaoke, makan, orgies, makan, movies from here, there, and everywhere so I won’t go into that. But here are some interesting insights and conversation that evening ...and the following day......

At the restaurant.....

Cocka: “Poison, I just snapped a pix of your bum when you were standing up there on the sofa.”

Poison: “Aiyah! Why you take from the rear? Looks flat lah. Take from the side baru can see the curvey-curvey mah”

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Cocka: “Errr......I also took a shot from the side wor. Still look damn flat also. See? Wakakakaka!!!”

After dinner, as we were walking out of the restaurant, the girls decided to go to the ‘ladies’ en masse. LB, Ah Tak and I must’ve waited for at least 30 minutes before they emerged again.

LB: “Waaa...why they take so long wan?”

Cocka: “you know lah..when the girls get together they tend to compare tits lah....boobs lah.....who got more hair on their chest la.......”

LB: “Oh , you mean like whose ones bigger lah.....whose ones more saggy lah?”

Cocka: “Precisely. So which one is your bet?”

LB: “What? Saggiest ah?”

Cocka: “Yeah. You reckon age has a role in it?”

LB:” Naw....it has to be size that make it sag”

I trust his opinion for this guy dresses women....his profession la.

Cocka: “Yeah I guess you’re right. Newton’s law prevails....gravitational pull. ...and if they run ala Baywatch style, don’t forget the Coriolis force may also have a part in throwing them off-tangent from their intended path.”

“Ah Tak! What’s your take?”

Ah Tak: “Big boobs ah?? Zhheng ah!!!”


At the Redbox Karaoke......

There was dancing....


Racun di tangan kiri mu, Madu di tangan kanan mu....


Don’t cha wish your boyfriend is hot like me? Don’t cha? Don’t cha?



Ah May singing a very laam song....


King’s wife number was so sad that it made Ah Tak cried........


Saturday morning....

Dim sum breakfast half awake and more doses of caffeine from Starbucks.

The 3 hardcore bloggers were at it again, while I decided to indulge and pamper myself with an hour and a half of Thai massage.


Late noon.....at Jomel’s home
Watching an episode on chimpazees featured on Animal Planet over Astro with Jomel’s daughter, Kelly. She was rather chatty and has an inquisitive mind, asking lots of questions.

“Uncle, why this monkey got no hair wan?” as she pointed out a sick chimp that had shed it’s fur.

“Oh! This one is a rebel. He went to join the skinheads! See...see that tattoo?”, uncle Cocka answered spontaneously.

Fortunately, there were no mating scenes or I’ll have to act blur and ask Jomel to explain.

A few minutes later......“Uncle, I want to drink Ribena.” Asked Kelly.

So, after pouring out the concentrate I asked her, “Ok, where do I fill up the water? Straight from the tap, yeah?. It’s ok wan....you got a super-duper water filter outside so whatever bacteria or dirt etc would have been filtered liao...it’s quite safe.....hehehe”

Much later......”Uncle, can you help me tie my hair? Come, come take the plastic container on the fridge for me. I want to choose the hair-band and the clips.”

Uncle Cocka: “Ok, what style do you want? Coconut tree ok ah? Or Pony tail? Or funky munky style?”

Who said I’m not good with kids??

Awww.....she is so adorable. Jomel, faiti faiti go get her a daddy lah.

Wait! Wait! Don’t go away! This is not a baby blog.


Saturday midnight show.....”Lakehouse”
This must’ve been one of the most boring romance movie I’ve ever seen.

Keanu Reeves can’t act for nuts. The script was a total failure. It certainly failed to grip my attention. In fact, half way thru the movie I was bored shitless and looked around the cinema for any liked-minded souls. The couple behind me was smooching passionately and furiously underneath a shawl, kicking the back of my chair occasionally amidst the moans and groans of orgasms.

Suddenly, it dawn upon me that if Swedish Erotica Inc was to make a porno out of this storyline, it could have been a blockbuster!

Imagine this...instead of exchanging mails Keanu Reeves sticks his dick into the letterbox....

Somewhere 2 years ahead of his time, Sandra Bullock saw the same dick sticking out of the letterbox and started giving him a blowjob. As she bends over to blow him, her horny pet dog humps her leg.....

The finale would be everyone having an orgy at the glass lakehouse while Reeves and Bullock are the only ones fully clothed, danced the night away.

Yes, yes I think I’ll contact them and sell them the idea.


Comments:
waaaaa!!! now only you post up our (p)orgy fests!! haiya, this one all old news already... except for your ribena-making for Kelly lah, Unke Cocka!! fooowaaaahhhh, you become her sugar-daddy ah?? JoMel will come after you lei! wakakakakka!
 
OMG! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!! THIS IS TOO HILARIOUS!!! And why oh why did you post all those unflattering shots??!!! *pengsans*
 
*LOLOL* waaa so long!

SOOOO, whose boobs is the zheng-est, har?! AND, whose chest got hair? *gasp*
 
LOLOLOL!!! this is still funny!
You got some good shots there, and Ahtak crying...Hahahaahaahahaa!!!
 
OOii ~~~ Dun lah ~~~ my customers now looking at my Laptop and ask :" What so funny ??? "~~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I laughing like so hai in the shop already ~!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!!!
 
sampai climbing on top of the chair..i can't imagine what you guys were up to??!! haiyah! romantic movie also turned into erotic porn by cocka. sigh!
 
*brushes cobwebs away from cocka's blog* light there is light!!
wahhhh sing until do gene kelly number...LOL
 
the story plot can also be a horror movie.. imagine, a mad lady with an axe on both hands roaming the street for her killing spree, and suddenly she walks past the letterbox..
 
Ah May....I'm expert in making Ribena liao.Next time I can also make for you.
can...I can be Kelly's sugar daddy anytime. A 5 yr old won't use very much money. Hehehehe!! It's those piaomei I'm afraid of.

Lil' Joy....those shots are priceless candid shots. No pose pose wan. El naturele.

Ah tak....it's ok. I laugh like siao also in the office when I read blogs, ...so much so my colleagues wondered wtf am I doing. But that's my privilege lah.

Lenglui....I really hope you can join us one of these days. I know you must've missed all the fun of being single again.
You ought to take time off from family routine and let your 'hantu' hair hang down once in a while.

Flyboy....what Gene Kelly's number? That one from Pussycat Dolls la. You never heard of them meh?

Sengjai...luckily this time no need to change rooms because no one sang Bon Jovi's numbers.
Waahhh.....very vivid imagination wor...Lakehouse change to horror flick. Can we also change Pirates of The Carribean to a serious romantic movie ah?
 
Ooops! Left out Angel tim, Solly hor.
You got shortlisted by us that nite. Now...to let you have the benefit of the doubt on whether it's zheng-est boob or hairy chest category we are talking about here. Hehehehe!!!
 
Awww shucks!! Missed out KW also! My loe far eyes failing me liao.
I'll be sending my pics once my puter is back from shop.
Last week hard disk crashed from viewing too many of your lenglui pictures. Ok ok....and lenglui ah may, jomel, poison, angel.
Better not miss them out if I plan to live another day.
 
those movie porno part u suggest can enter malaysia kah?...lol
 
You guys really had a crazy time!! LOL

Who took all those shots? It looked suspiciously like curi curi taken. I bet the girls will do a body search and confiscate your camera the next time you all meet!
 
Wah, lei dei chau song lerrr...
 
All of you always have orgies in KL, not fair. The closest i get is sandwiched between 2 boys. When are you all gonna plan a trip to Ipoh, ah. Helen and myself are so waiting for that day to arrive leh.
 
Ok, ok, we hit IPOH soon, yeah?!!!! Be Afraid, Ipoh! Be very afraid!!!!
 
Ah Nel....can, those porn can download from internet wan. The title will be "Kisah seorang postman yang melampau"

Helen....Nice anot those shots I took? There are some more that I am not allowed to publish here.
Those are a bit x-rated ones. LOL

Inevitable....I don't have your contact lah. The last time we met, you no give me card, phone number, girlfren's number etc how to call you?

Samm....you and Helen should come down to KL la. leave the kids with grandma once Malcolm is a little bigger.
Have it in Ipoh ah? skali i spend more time at Robin's than in karaoke then how wor? *winks*

LB....Yeah, let's do Ipoh. I'm game if you are. But there got good clean karaoke meh? I thought Ipoh only got those with piaomeis sitting next to you...grab grab, smooch smooch wan, no?
 
lol...last time r pramugara yg terlampau now jadi pula postman yg melampau...

got datuk yg terlampau anot???

thanks for dropping by my blog also...i read ur blog quite smts d but nvr comment... :)
 
lol..yea yea =) niceeee
 
that would be soooo nice. i also wish. unfortunately, i have the stickiest family ever, like u-hu glue. testament to the wonderful mother and wife that i am, i guess, they just cannot stand to be separated from me for 1 min. :-D but i read all about it from you guys also shiok shiok.
 
your take on the bloggers outing are damn funny lah. cant wait to meet the real cocka in person this thurs.

btw...mother superior asked me to pass you this message for this thurs meeting. bring a pillow in case you are bored to zzzzzzzzzz by us LOL
 
Why you only 'sai' the ladies (besides Kelly) with all the unflattering photos and not the men's?

Trust you to be a film director everything will turn into porn!
 
Curi curi photos where got nice?? Niamah, next time must really confiscate your camera lar!! LOL

BTW, Ipoh no clean K meh?? *kick cocka*
Of course you would know hor... Robin gold card member!! :-P
 
Ah nel....datuk yang melampau don't have. Datin's mya ada, but I guess you've must've have seen it over and over again liao until the optical tracks on the CD are worn. LOL

Ang gu gu.....hehehe! I like your nick. Does that means red cock ah? Hahaha! Thanks for stopping by.

Lenglui....too bad! Well, you could always leave the kids with MIL or hubby and take time off.

SeeFei...for a moment I thought I'm gonna get lucky tim....bring pillow to bed them ar?

ZMM....where got 'sai' the ladies?? The men all hopeless wan lah...mmm kin tak kong wan. (including myself) Can't put their pics up. Otherwise, MCA might suspend their membership, datukship also maybe kena revoke. LOL

Helen....you confiscate my camera nvr mind....I still got mobile phone camera. LOL
Ipoh got clean K ah? Where? 'Clean' as in disinfected and certified Tahap 'A'?
 
Cocka, since you put up such an unflattering pic of me, I would like to return the favour. Of us in Starbucks, me kissing you. Shall I? Shall I?

Tell me, what would you do to stop me???
 
I'l Joy - POST POST POST...... POST Cocka's hamsen face so ladies will be wary of him... No more curi curi shots!! LOL

Cocka - Any place with no hamsap cock(a) is clean, OK? It's not the place, it is who goes into it that place that determines whether it's unclean! lol
 
datin...no ler...tin sardin ada lah...lol...

d 14 year old girl eh u ada boh? :P
 
no need to confiscate cocka camera... just feed him chilli crab and see how we can work his camera with fingerful of chilli crab sauce!
 
Lil Joy....waahh!! that kissing-kissing pic very the scandalous leh!
Skali the minister of home affairs see sure becomes 'War Department' liao.

Helen...those are legitimate shots la. Like I said, you have not seen the rest of the collection yet. LOL
Oi! I'm clean ok. I wash dicky with dettol wan. LOL

Ah Nel....you pervert or what? Asking for underaged girls? That's statutory rape you know.
14 I dont have lah you sicko!. 74 yrs old ok ah? hahahaha!!!

Seefei....I get the piaomei to peel the crab for me lor.
 
choi...i mean the vcd lar...i seen b4 so i think u ppl oso got lar...

74 yrs old keep 4 urself lar...hehe
 
Hahahaha... your skill as a photographer is up there with LB and May...on the opposite end!!!

My loh koong kwa chee nei...want to follow you out for a good time!!! :D
 
Ka..t......Candid shots are the best! No pose pose wan.
Your loe koong wants to go karaoke ah? Can I bring him to those that have Chinese piaomeis GRO?
You stay at homw and look after the kids while we have fun. Sure!
 
You been having your fun. I thought everyone would be envious of my cruising. But no. Everyone has to go and enjoy themselves instead of screaming with envy. hahahaha

So much for my fiendish plan.
 
Sure or not??? I heard Uptown Lounge (formerly known as Chinatown) has nice piaomeis, Monalisa has Eastern Europeans and Delta Club has adik cantik-molek... :P
 
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