Sunday, October 29, 2006

 

English Language Course At LCW University

Kata-kata aluan dari Pengarah Lin-Cocka-Wingz University of fine yamade.

Like any establishment of higher learning, it is our social responsibility to the country to ensure that the future generation of Malaysians is geared towards the globalized economy and the challenges that awaits.

In response to the deterioration of the English language in this country, we at Lin Cocka Wingz are taking a pro-active approach to address this problem and it is my pleasure to announce that we have hired Indian professors to join our Faculty of English Language. (Why Indians professors? Cheap mah…)

Once again, unlike some universities that are sliding in world ranking, Lin Cocka Wingz University is taking off (not only our clothes) in leaps and bounds.

Append is an excerpt from our English class explaining the word 'Fuck'.



For further information please call 1800-talk-engrish and speak to our counsellors.

Comments:
What a farking good speech!!!
 
fuckity fuck!
 
Blogger's server damn FUCK recently too. LOL
 
damn fucking educational ....
 
always funny hearing from a nigger, I have one from George Carlin too ;)

fuck the fucking fuckers :P
 
cannot agree more with kenny, blogspot is fucking irritating giving us trouble and endless problem! not only FUCK, must TIU also!!

LOL!!~

damn it, so chou lou here, kakakaka...

cocka, i still prefer your live version of the english lesson leh..
 
DIU! this post is late... like car2 i prefer your life rendition last friday!! muahahaha...
 
he sounds like he's saying "Fug" instead of "Fuck", haha! like Fugly. Fuckin' Ugly!!
 
WTF. Liddat oso can.
 
So many F can die aitelyu!!! ;p
 
Wingz....Adey! Vanakkum! Achar..dats was indeed a farking good lecture. Naan dri.

LB...fuckity, fuck...don't fuck back. LOL Is that how the song goes??

Kenny....you don't say! I was almost tearing my hair off trying to post this since Friday! KNNCCB!!

Flyboy....what's the fuck word in the aviation world? "I don't give a flying fuck ah?" LOL

Vad3r...send me the recording. Thanks in advance.

carcar...*cocka falls off chair listening to carcar cussing* Wah! Now the construction site language all come out liao! LOL

Seefei...I was very well behaved lst friday, mind you! Got lenglui mah. Cannot anyhow cuss.

May...yit yis the yindian wei dof pronounsing ther word fark. Achar!

Titoki...When can I meet your fei mui? *hopeful eyes* Neh...dat cute cute one leh...*winks*
 
wonderful place to vent here!
FUUUUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
TIU!!!!!

*phew*

*happy*
 
:) ;) ;P
 
finally got the meetup post up, waiting for your version..

dun FUCKED up hor!!
 
wah...
first time I see carcar cursing
Hari ini dalam sejarah
LOLOL

I think tat farking blogspot wanna us to migrate to beta blogger :(
 
how to pronounce? Fruit????
 
What life rendition was seefei referring to??

Where can I get hold a copy of this?? lol Uncensored version wor...
 
i didn't get to listen to it just now in the office. Now that I have.. my goodness.. it is downright hilarious! Hahaha..
 
my speaker rosak, so i can't hear a fucking thing.
 
What an irony. People who punctuate their sentences with the infamous four-letter word are considered as having poor vocabulary.
 
dear professor, thank you for such an educational course. i have learn a great deal in your establishment and look forward to understanding more. it has been a pleasure to be under your pupilage.....what the crap! dunno what to comment without using that oh so versatile word.
 
Cocka ! Fuck you ! LOL!
 
Cocka ! Fuck you ! LOL!
 
Lil' Joy!...hahahhaa!!! Glad you are letting yourself go! Go ahead and yell it at the top of your voice!

Leonard....those fucking pics of you frothing in the mouth is damn fucking disgusting.Ughh!!!! Hahaha!!
And Carcar is about to kiss you ah? better ask her to go for her rabies jab. LOL

Dr. Jekyll....ya lor! I also fell off my chair seeing carcar cussed. And you cuss well too! LOL

Winn...you are the only odd ball here. How the fuck did that happen? LOL

Helen...I think seefei was referring to the incident where I was tiu-ing the tilet attendant for collecting 0.20 cts from me. Sing money 0.20cts wor!! Its like 0.45 sen for a pee! Damn fuck man! LOL

Lil' Joy....next time I would expect you to broadcast this in your office and spread some laughter! Put it over the PA system. LOL

Ah Pek...How the fuck are you? Your fucking speakers are fucked again ah? You must go fuck those fuckers who fucked you up by selling you inferior speakers. LOL

Mickell...A bigger irony would be people who suppressed their feelings and not being able to vent their frustration. Either they'll fart loudly or they'll explode!

dear Lenglui...The fucking pleasure is ours for having such fucking fine students like you. We fucking trust that you would put what you've fucking learned here to fucking good use.
see? That wasn't too difficult... LOL

Linpeh....Fuck you deep-deep lah! Why so greedy must fuck twice? LOL
 
cocka, another version of the lecture that u sent me got something which this ah neh neh version don't have one..

it goes like :

fuck the fuckin' fucker!


hahahahahahahahahahah!!~

btw, don't jeles ok, me and leonard having foaming...partay!

hahahahah!!!~ LOL
 
Huar... money not enough use ar cocka?

Part time give engrish tution ar?
 
aiyo.. cannot say

cannot say
 
Thank you for enlightening me. Now i know why i haven't exploded yet despite being provoked every now and then. Because i burp and fart a lot.
 
So, how do you translate Fuck da Fuckin' Fucker into Bee Em?
*testing*
:D
 
but i am lenglui mahhhhhhh! beauty outside and inside! cannot anyhow curse one. unless you step on my fucking toes lah. ooops!
 
Carcar...I also want to have foam party with you...in my tub can anot? Better than Leonard's one.

Velverse....My engrish so powderful, you want to learn from me anot? I gurantee you will know how to use the F word ploperly wan.

Robin... why cannot say? Say only mah....not 'do it'. Or you rather do and not say?? Hahahaha!!!

Mickell...*Cocka dons gas mask because Mickell just farted*

Angel...Translation ah? Kongket si-pengongket yang sedang mengongket tu!
Betul kah? Can qualify for job at Dewan Perpustakaan ah?

Lenglui....Wahahaha!!! Finally I see you cussed! Well done, Lenglui!
 
fuiyoh!!! what the fuck is going on here? kakaka..!!
 
btw when the fuck do we get to graduate from this fuckin' fucked up college?
 
waaaaah... this is "yat lau" engrish leh.... international world class status
 
Ace1....Where the fuck have you been? So fucking long didnt see you?

Flyboy...Hahaha!!! That's the fucking problem. Everybody is too busy fucking away! LOL

Dreamine...Want to enrol? Gurantee you damn farking worth your money wan! LOL
 
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