Sunday, October 29, 2006

 

English Language Course At LCW University

Kata-kata aluan dari Pengarah Lin-Cocka-Wingz University of fine yamade.

Like any establishment of higher learning, it is our social responsibility to the country to ensure that the future generation of Malaysians is geared towards the globalized economy and the challenges that awaits.

In response to the deterioration of the English language in this country, we at Lin Cocka Wingz are taking a pro-active approach to address this problem and it is my pleasure to announce that we have hired Indian professors to join our Faculty of English Language. (Why Indians professors? Cheap mah…)

Once again, unlike some universities that are sliding in world ranking, Lin Cocka Wingz University is taking off (not only our clothes) in leaps and bounds.

Append is an excerpt from our English class explaining the word 'Fuck'.



For further information please call 1800-talk-engrish and speak to our counsellors.

Comments:
What a farking good speech!!!
 
DIU! this post is late... like car2 i prefer your life rendition last friday!! muahahaha...
 
WTF. Liddat oso can.
 
So many F can die aitelyu!!! ;p
 
Wingz....Adey! Vanakkum! Achar..dats was indeed a farking good lecture. Naan dri.

LB...fuckity, fuck...don't fuck back. LOL Is that how the song goes??

Kenny....you don't say! I was almost tearing my hair off trying to post this since Friday! KNNCCB!!

Flyboy....what's the fuck word in the aviation world? "I don't give a flying fuck ah?" LOL

Vad3r...send me the recording. Thanks in advance.

carcar...*cocka falls off chair listening to carcar cussing* Wah! Now the construction site language all come out liao! LOL

Seefei...I was very well behaved lst friday, mind you! Got lenglui mah. Cannot anyhow cuss.

May...yit yis the yindian wei dof pronounsing ther word fark. Achar!

Titoki...When can I meet your fei mui? *hopeful eyes* Neh...dat cute cute one leh...*winks*
 
wonderful place to vent here!
FUUUUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
TIU!!!!!

*phew*

*happy*
 
:) ;) ;P
 
finally got the meetup post up, waiting for your version..

dun FUCKED up hor!!
 
wah...
first time I see carcar cursing
Hari ini dalam sejarah
LOLOL

I think tat farking blogspot wanna us to migrate to beta blogger :(
 
how to pronounce? Fruit????
 
What life rendition was seefei referring to??

Where can I get hold a copy of this?? lol Uncensored version wor...
 
i didn't get to listen to it just now in the office. Now that I have.. my goodness.. it is downright hilarious! Hahaha..
 
What an irony. People who punctuate their sentences with the infamous four-letter word are considered as having poor vocabulary.
 
dear professor, thank you for such an educational course. i have learn a great deal in your establishment and look forward to understanding more. it has been a pleasure to be under your pupilage.....what the crap! dunno what to comment without using that oh so versatile word.
 
Huar... money not enough use ar cocka?

Part time give engrish tution ar?
 
aiyo.. cannot say

cannot say
 
Thank you for enlightening me. Now i know why i haven't exploded yet despite being provoked every now and then. Because i burp and fart a lot.
 
but i am lenglui mahhhhhhh! beauty outside and inside! cannot anyhow curse one. unless you step on my fucking toes lah. ooops!
 
Carcar...I also want to have foam party with you...in my tub can anot? Better than Leonard's one.

Velverse....My engrish so powderful, you want to learn from me anot? I gurantee you will know how to use the F word ploperly wan.

Robin... why cannot say? Say only mah....not 'do it'. Or you rather do and not say?? Hahahaha!!!

Mickell...*Cocka dons gas mask because Mickell just farted*

Angel...Translation ah? Kongket si-pengongket yang sedang mengongket tu!
Betul kah? Can qualify for job at Dewan Perpustakaan ah?

Lenglui....Wahahaha!!! Finally I see you cussed! Well done, Lenglui!
 
waaaaah... this is "yat lau" engrish leh.... international world class status
 
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