Tuesday, October 24, 2006

 

New Mouse For Ladies....

After years of research, scientists have discovered that women do not like the standard mouse given away with PC's. They found that there is not a physical reason for their aversion; it is more of a psychological problem. Some women reported that the mouse 'just didn't feel right' in their hands. Based on the research, a new mouse has been designed especially for women. Various field tests have been carried out on the new design, here are some of the testimonials:

Julie from Hawthorn: "It feels so much better. More comfortable, more like how it's supposed to be".

Susan from Kew added: "I think mice were originally designed just for men, but this new type is definitely made for women. It fits right in with my lifestyle".

Hillary from South Yarra: "I took to it like a duck to water, every woman should have one!!"



Update: Testimonies from more satisfied users……

Carcar: “My male colleagues don’t find me feminine because of my hardhat and safety boots attire at work. With this mouse, they begin to look at me in a different light and I can feel it! Yes! It’s opening the floodgates of my feminine charms and I have no regrets switching to this. Now every ah chi, ah gow also come and kidnap me to lunch”


King’s Wife: “Ever since my maid ran away, I hardly find time to blog. With this brilliant invention, I now can spend countless useless ‘sek pau mou yeh choe’ hours reading blogs while ironing King’s clothes.

Winn: “This is an absolutely phenomenal liu-liu invention since they put a man on the moon! If Lucas ever cheats at mahjong again, I can use this to iron the wrinkles of his balls. Muahahaha!!”

Dr. Chen: “I’ll piak myself with a decaying sotong and smear myself with the sotong’s dye if I don’t get one of this immediately.”

Ah Tak: “My Mac Book sales have shot up 10 folds since the introduction of this mouse! So has my commission! I am laughing all the way to the bank!! Jacq…will you marry me?”

Ipoh mali Helen: “This is such a wonderful birthday gift from John. He even got me a model that squirts! I can also double this as a barbell for my biceps curls while blogging.”

Titoki: “Finally! Something that I’ve been waiting for to use on my ‘ironing board’ chest.
So practical can die! I can also iron away my wrinkles and crow’s feet that Cocka noticed.”

Rojakz: “Kan ni neh! If I advertise this invention on my blog, that farker is gonna click on it 599 times again! Tiu lor”

Zara’s Mama: Eversince this technology merge, I’ve been fighting with Tuyam my maid to iron the clothes. I can’t wait for their next invention….the monitor that doubles as a washing machine and spend quality time blogging during working hours and watch my laundry being washed.”

LB: “As a bachelor, this is the next best thing to sliced bread and ABC soup. I owned a version that shaves, vibrates, whistles and sings. Truly a remarkable invention.”


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Comments:
definitely won't miss a mouse-click, that one!
 
No more creasy blog pages!
 
Ei, i thot i saw a glimpse of a lin-cocka entry, where did it go???

i think i prefer the Rollable Nipples @ L B's :D
 
those r all melbourne's women! lol
 
ur bini kar? LOL
 
Eh..that lady is busy ironing her jeans la at the same time chatting with you.
 
nice leh the mouse :P
how to click ah?
 
Hahahaha! I thought it would be a little more phallic. Suspect some female will be hitting you with their mouse soon.
 
yay! something BIGGER! STRONGER! BETTER!

we hate small little tiny mouse, so timid so hard to handle!

hahaha...

HANDLE WITH CARE! IS HAWT!
 
wakakakaaa this is so ermmm good!!
 
LOLOLOL!!
imagine i hafta use that.. shit!! does that means im not a woman ar? haha!!
 
tai kor, 100% will get wrist carpal tunnel syndrome lidat!
 
May....yeah, can double as a 'weapon' in those chaotic boardroom meetings. LOL

LB...yep, smooth as a baby's bottom from now on....or the bottom of the woman featured on your post. ;p

Princess Anjali...yes, indeed. I couldn't load the lecture's recording without it sounding like a cartoon on weeds.
Something's wrong with the speed. Can help ah?

Wuch....I've updated with the testimonies from our women. LOL

Ah Nel....itu ah? Saya mya nenek lor.

Ace1....Hahahaa!!! Shhh!! Not so loud.Everyone would envy me liao.

Lokter Chen....There is a button that you can click and spray mist at the same time. LOL

Simple Yank....LOL! No. not phallic. You won't want them put it in their mouth all the time would you?

Carcar....Well said! Errr...I've posted your testimony update and I hope you don't mind. LOL

Flyboy....Want to get one for your loved ones?

Crazygrrl.... You would look every inch a woman for sure if you are seen with it. Err...looks auntie also hor?

Seefei....this is ergonomically designed lah. Ever heard of your mum having carpal tunnel syndrome from ironing clothes meh? LOL
 
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Lecture's recording? Is it about the Indian lecturer who asked his students to fill up a form about how he could improve his teaching?

Me help u? How ah? You can subscribe to lifelogger to host yr video ;) i send u invite, liu??

Love the testimonies!! Hahahaha!!!
 
YOur Testimonies indeed very keng chau :D
 
iron box? LOL!!!!! such a heavy mouse, they can move it or not?
 
I prefer to maneuver on a clit la.. this one so chunky..
 
give them JOYSTICK better laaa !!!
 
hey this mouse comes with push buttons!!!

kewl...
 
Iron for mouse? Very tiring for the hand leh.
 
Testimony from Cocka:

"It has a smooth bottom and it's easy to manoeuvre. When I ask it to sit, it'll sit. When I ask it to stand, it'll stand. It's waaaaay cooperative than my students in Lin Cocka Wingz."

Muahahahahahahaha!!!
 
Princess Anjali....thanks for the invitation. Yep, signed up liao, but now trying to find where I loaded it to. LOL!
Really screwed up hor? Care to contribute to the testimonies?

Chen.....like the family photo i sent? LOL

Kenny....these days the iron is made of graphite steel. Very light wan.

ZMM... why so humsap wan, thinking about clit? I think you prefer a Joystick lah! Please see Vad3r's comment.Hahahaha!!

Vad3r.....*high 5* but, I'm afraid if I give them Joystick, they'll stick it somewhere else wor.

Leonard... you bet it does! It comes with dials and ringtones of your choice too! LOL

Mickell...think of the multitasking it'll achieve!

Titoki....wahh! You are implying to that lady in that pix is it? No, she's not my wife. LOL
 
*phew* my name's not there... tengkiu tengkiu *phew*
 
later ter-iron own hand` hahahah

eh` where is ur testimonial for the goods???????
 
at last, NASA technology available to everyone. those bugger should release such products earlier ma..
 
nice mouse cum weapon...good ah
 
I want the 23" version upgrade!! LOLOLOL!!!
 
Testimony from Lil Joy: "Wow! At least this mouse is not as complicated as my new mobile phone that I have no inkling about the rest of the functions apart from calling and sending sms"

Ah Ben.....me? No...I'm still using one of those iron that requires charcoal. LOL

Sengjai....yesh, they use this mouse on the Challenger earlier.LOL

Tux...OMG! Weapon?? to strangle someone with the cords is it? Muahahaha!!!

LB....We are working on it! rest assured the upgrade will be lauched before x'mas! LOL
 
why neber put up my testimony huh?
"i can do a facial at the same time with a turn of a button to get the 'steam' function"
 
when i was reading all that crap, my first thought was a mouse shaped like a.....well, you get the idea. sheesh! cocka has me trained on an alternative channel already! maaaaahh! brain wash please.
 
Hahah SO CHUNKY LA!
 
NP....aisay! My definition of 'facial' is quite obscene wan wor. You want me to put that comment meh? LOL

Lenglui...Not all my posts are humsap wan. Most of them are educational like the latest.

Sasha...Are you referring to that model ah? I can't afford a slim and sexy one dressed in bikini wor. LOL
 
Hahahhahaha... nice parody.
 
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