Nothing to Crow About

After years of research, scientists have discovered that women do not like the standard mouse given away with PC's. They found that there is not a physical reason for their aversion; it is more of a psychological problem. Some women reported that the mouse 'just didn't feel right' in their hands. Based on the research, a new mouse has been designed especially for women. Various field tests have been carried out on the new design, here are some of the testimonials:

Julie from Hawthorn: "It feels so much better. More comfortable, more like how it's supposed to be".

Susan from Kew added: "I think mice were originally designed just for men, but this new type is definitely made for women. It fits right in with my lifestyle".

Hillary from South Yarra: "I took to it like a duck to water, every woman should have one!!"



Update: Testimonies from more satisfied users……

Carcar: “My male colleagues don’t find me feminine because of my hardhat and safety boots attire at work. With this mouse, they begin to look at me in a different light and I can feel it! Yes! It’s opening the floodgates of my feminine charms and I have no regrets switching to this. Now every ah chi, ah gow also come and kidnap me to lunch”


King’s Wife: “Ever since my maid ran away, I hardly find time to blog. With this brilliant invention, I now can spend countless useless ‘sek pau mou yeh choe’ hours reading blogs while ironing King’s clothes.

Winn: “This is an absolutely phenomenal liu-liu invention since they put a man on the moon! If Lucas ever cheats at mahjong again, I can use this to iron the wrinkles of his balls. Muahahaha!!”

Dr. Chen: “I’ll piak myself with a decaying sotong and smear myself with the sotong’s dye if I don’t get one of this immediately.”

Ah Tak: “My Mac Book sales have shot up 10 folds since the introduction of this mouse! So has my commission! I am laughing all the way to the bank!! Jacq…will you marry me?”

Ipoh mali Helen: “This is such a wonderful birthday gift from John. He even got me a model that squirts! I can also double this as a barbell for my biceps curls while blogging.”

Titoki: “Finally! Something that I’ve been waiting for to use on my ‘ironing board’ chest.
So practical can die! I can also iron away my wrinkles and crow’s feet that Cocka noticed.”

Rojakz: “Kan ni neh! If I advertise this invention on my blog, that farker is gonna click on it 599 times again! Tiu lor”

Zara’s Mama: Eversince this technology merge, I’ve been fighting with Tuyam my maid to iron the clothes. I can’t wait for their next invention….the monitor that doubles as a washing machine and spend quality time blogging during working hours and watch my laundry being washed.”

LB: “As a bachelor, this is the next best thing to sliced bread and ABC soup. I owned a version that shaves, vibrates, whistles and sings. Truly a remarkable invention.”


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