Monday, March 19, 2007

 

6 Weird Facts Tag

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This hottie mama tagged me and demanded to know 6 weird facts about me.

Well, here goes…..

1) I have weird dreams every now and then.
Last night, I dreamt that this guy was canonized! Holy Cow! Mother of God!
Saint George Bush??

I also dreamt that Brad Pitt has a bad hair day….weird anot?


2) I truly love listening and singing songs with bastardized lyrics. Definitely one of my favorite past times. Used to sing them on Hash Nights over a beer frenzy. Yes.. Weird Al Yankovic tops them all!



3) Apart from sumo-wrestling that I follow religiously, I like mud-wrestling too. Used to watch the matches at a pub near Dieppe, Sembawang Singapore many moons ago before the authorities decided to shut it down. They claimed that it was indecent back then.


4) I don’t watch soccer. Weird mou? I get disgusted seeing footballers pretend to fall and agonize over trivial bumps. The players are over rated too. The supporters? Mainly ill-disciplined and unruly. Ok, flame me if you want, but that’s my opinion. Hahaha!


5) I was tailing this guy in JB last week. I didn’t know he is for real. Luckily didn't crash into him. So Darth is from kiasuland??


6) I wash and re-use my condoms. You say weird mou?

There Sasha! Done your tag already! And now....it's my pleasure to tag King's Wife because she's too lazy to update her post.


Comments:
Yerrrrr!!! So cheap geh!!
 
What do you use to clip your condoms on the line? And what about lubrication? Trying to save money so I can cum to Malaysia.
 
What? u wash n re-use condom? LOL...
 
your condoms never pecah or berlubang meh after washing & reusing for so many times?
Kekekkeeeke..
 
Phhhbbtttt!
 
phew, what kinky condoms u have there..no wonder wanna re-used. 100% satisfaction!
 
After washing your condoms why still got black stain wan? Or eerrr..yr sperm that kaler ar? muahahaha!!!!
 
Rugby better-hor? Can grab here, pinch there... :P
 
*pinch cocka's butt one more time for old times' sake*
 
hmmmm... you have such an uncanny resemblance to Weird Al Yankovic... OMG, he must be your long lost brother! no wonder you're so weird too! must be that moustache...
 
Thanks Cocka for your interesting post.
May the FARCE be with you.
 
Those are your condoms???Euwwwwww..... how come still got left overs inside it with differenct colors? make sure to wash them in wash machine lah... :P
 
all the above seems to be interested in the condoms you used. i wonder why :P

why you go and follow the fake Vader when the real Lord Vad3r i.e. ME is right here!
 
that guy is an even more star wars freak than me!
 
Angel....times are bad mah....LOL

Simple Yank...Try paper clips! Lubricants? Work up a good spit.
If your spit is not slippery enough, try Shell Tellus 60. LOL

Kenny....these are collectors item. Very hard to find wan.

Dr. Jekyll....got! Thanks to super-glue, I'm able to patch them and re-use. LOL

KW....better kuai kuai do the tag hor?

Leonard...Take a walk down Desker Road. You might find similar condoms on sale there. Some got horse hair summore...LOL

Ace1...The black stains was the result of no lubrication. The friction burnt the rubber like tyre skid marks liddat. LOL

Kat...Yes, you read my mind. I'm a cricket and rugby fan!

LB...You humsap ass bandit! Muahahahhaa!! Ouch! You wait til July. Then we'll see who pinches who. LOL

May....yao mou gau chor? I look like Weird Al? Long lost bro? Hmm... ok, I'll take a DNA sample. LOL

Khengsiong....May the fart be with you too! LOL

Selby....those are 'glow in the dark' condoms. Wah! The leftovers also didn't escape your sharp eyes? LOL
Shhhh....ok, I'll make sure she swallow them next time. Muahahahha!!!

Vad3r...I know you don't use condoms lah. Balloons cheaper hai mou? Muahahahaha!!!
You fake vader la! Your light saber also cannot erect wan. LOL

Wuch...i was thinking about you and sengjai when I saw that car. LOL
 
Haaaa!!! Lei mou chin mai condom ah? nvm...i contribute a bit. *ding! 50 cents dropped into piggy bank*
 
can i demand for some hunks in mud fights?
 
U do your condoms washing once a week?
Moon
 
Kyh...mm hai mou chin mai. Hai yau sentimental value...sor yi ngor mm gam yin tiao jor hoi. LOL

thai boxing girl....welcome back to the blogging world! Hunks in mud fights? Me and Wingz can mou? LOL

SMS...no, daily! Muahahahaa!!! Keng mou? So many in a day wor.
 
hahahha i dun like football also .
 
You re-use your condom b'cos you use it to insert enema for yourself is it?
 
cocka you really wash and reuse your condom? hehe nvm, environmental friendly and save money right?
 
Sasha....You like other kind of balls is it? The hairy ones, i believe. Muahahahaa

ZMM....No, I present them to zara as balloons. Kakakakakakaka!!!!!

Sin Ling....you are the only one that make sense! *Hugz* I'm impressed! Great minds think alike, yeah!
 
sure or not u wash and re-use your condoms.
 
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