Monday, March 19, 2007
6 Weird Facts Tag
This hottie mama tagged me and demanded to know 6 weird facts about me.
Well, here goes…..
Last night, I dreamt that this guy was canonized! Holy Cow! Mother of God!
Saint George Bush??
I also dreamt that Brad Pitt has a bad hair day….weird anot?
2) I truly love listening and singing songs with bastardized lyrics. Definitely one of my favorite past times. Used to sing them on Hash Nights over a beer frenzy. Yes.. Weird Al Yankovic tops them all!
3) Apart from sumo-wrestling that I follow religiously, I like mud-wrestling too. Used to watch the matches at a pub near
4) I don’t watch soccer. Weird mou? I get disgusted seeing footballers pretend to fall and agonize over trivial bumps. The players are over rated too. The supporters? Mainly ill-disciplined and unruly. Ok, flame me if you want, but that’s my opinion. Hahaha!
5) I was tailing this guy in JB last week. I didn’t know he is for real. Luckily didn't crash into him. So Darth is from kiasuland??
6) I wash and re-use my condoms. You say weird mou?
There Sasha! Done your tag already! And now....it's my pleasure to tag King's Wife because she's too lazy to update her post.
why you go and follow the fake Vader when the real Lord Vad3r i.e. ME is right here!
Simple Yank...Try paper clips! Lubricants? Work up a good spit.
If your spit is not slippery enough, try Shell Tellus 60. LOL
Kenny....these are collectors item. Very hard to find wan.
Dr. Jekyll....got! Thanks to super-glue, I'm able to patch them and re-use. LOL
KW....better kuai kuai do the tag hor?
Leonard...Take a walk down Desker Road. You might find similar condoms on sale there. Some got horse hair summore...LOL
Ace1...The black stains was the result of no lubrication. The friction burnt the rubber like tyre skid marks liddat. LOL
Kat...Yes, you read my mind. I'm a cricket and rugby fan!
LB...You humsap ass bandit! Muahahahhaa!! Ouch! You wait til July. Then we'll see who pinches who. LOL
May....yao mou gau chor? I look like Weird Al? Long lost bro? Hmm... ok, I'll take a DNA sample. LOL
Khengsiong....May the fart be with you too! LOL
Selby....those are 'glow in the dark' condoms. Wah! The leftovers also didn't escape your sharp eyes? LOL
Shhhh....ok, I'll make sure she swallow them next time. Muahahahha!!!
Vad3r...I know you don't use condoms lah. Balloons cheaper hai mou? Muahahahaha!!!
You fake vader la! Your light saber also cannot erect wan. LOL
Wuch...i was thinking about you and sengjai when I saw that car. LOL
thai boxing girl....welcome back to the blogging world! Hunks in mud fights? Me and Wingz can mou? LOL
SMS...no, daily! Muahahahaa!!! Keng mou? So many in a day wor.
ZMM....No, I present them to zara as balloons. Kakakakakakaka!!!!!
Sin Ling....you are the only one that make sense! *Hugz* I'm impressed! Great minds think alike, yeah!
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