Monday, April 02, 2007

 

Marooned On An Island.....

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Huah! Must be my lucky week! Over the last couple of weeks I was twiddling my thumbs, scratching my balls because there were no tags coming my way.

Then all of a sudden…3 tags!!!! 1 by the Doc, 1 by Laundryamah and another by Concubine W.

Ok, since I’m in a good mood this week, I shall do 1 at a time yeah. First come, first served.

Doc wants to know which 6 bloggers will I bring along if I’m marooned on a desert island.

Lucas & Ah Boy…afterall, they are Man’s best friends. I can train them to hunt. And when the island runs out of wildlife…..here’s what they'll become.

*salivating* Hee hee


LB….I would think LB is indeed instrumental in getting us rescued. I could use his shiny top to transmit Morse Code by reflecting the sun’s ray to attract the attention of passing planes or ships like one would with a mirror!

Wingz…His natural buoyancy would serve as an advantage. I can strap him onto me and use him as a lifejacket. I could also straddle him and paddle him to the open sea like a raft.

We could all hide behind him in times of strong winds and tidal waves. And if he kicks the bucket before us, we could always use his hide to build a tent……a very large tent. Ok,ok ..something the size that can house the whole troupe of Cirque Du Soleil. Muahahahahaha!!!! *evil laughter*

Next, I won’t mind the company of Ah Ben and his violin, for I’ll expect him to perform Toccata and Fugue in D minor while I laze back in my hammock amongst the palm trees sipping toddy, enjoying the breeze amidst the gentle sounds of breaking waves.

Last but not least, I would welcome the company of the hottest babe in blogsphere….*drumroll…............................tada!!!!* .....Jessbabe.!!!!!


In fact, she is so hot that she could change the temperature of the sea and I wanna put her to good use……

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....like helping me catch fish…..


Why restrict myself to 6? Given a choice I’d beg for the company of Angel, for she looks like she is cut out to hack & chop firewood, and Winn, who has the skills to climb coconut trees!

There you go Chen. 1 down, 2 to go!




Comments:
i am going to slowly savour reading this. so lemme chup first!! lol!
 
HAAA!!! LOL LOL LOL!

eh how come the woofs become roasted pig one? not roasted dogs meh? LOL!

wah that LB nekkid pic is classic!

the one climbing the coconut tree is u isit??? :P
 
OMG!!! I refuse to use my shiny top to get us rescued, if these are the other 'companions'! Why wanna spoil a great party?!! #@$%^^&%#&^!!#@*&... Especially when I could be pinching your butt every morning!
 
hahahahaha!!! apuhs!!! ahhahaha

toccata is played using organ leh~ u go built a organ using coconut trees lor~ :D
 
Cocka,
You should get an IT specialist with you to set up Internet connection. Then you can continue to blog ;)

Very enjoyable post. Thank you.
 
Luckily I got no special skills. *phew*
 
i can't imagine what your 48 concubine post will be like. *no eye see*
 
I'll chop & make everyone some Siu Kai... then can spare ah boy & Liucas... ;)
 
Ur way of doing tags/meme is AWESOME. GUINNESS next week! I'm coming!!
 
u? straddle wingz??! choi! damn! faster get that image out of my brain!! faster! faster!
 
That is not Winn up the coconut tree!!!

That is YOU!!! :p
 
Hahaha.. I had just about forgotten about lb's photo!!! Wahh..you got his photo... what meaning-ah?? :P
 
you should get Liucas' gf over as well, so make puppies, more stew to go around, no? kakkakaka!
 
ah boy wanna bites your butt :D
 
Wahahaha... good selection with good reasons.
 
very innovative tag reply...that photo of LB ah...what those hair there at the bottom...dun mind if its jessbabe!! *ooops!* *ssshhhhh...*
 
Hi Misti...nothing much to read. Just gawk and drool at LB's naked pix. LOL

Kyh...got no pics on roast dog lah. Even if there is, I'm sure I'll get 'eff'ed for posting that up. LOL
Definitely not me on that tree. It's really Winn.

LB...With all that butt pinching I guess I can use it as a beacon to attract passing ships at night when it's glowing read and hot!
LOL

Ah Ben...Don't worry, they'll be plenty of organ to play! Muahahahaha!!! *wink wink*

Khengsiong...with your management and marketing knowledge, maybe we should go into business big time and turn this desert island into a vibrant resort. What say you?

KW...of course you've got special skills. It's just that I don't want to post it here for everyoneto read. Muahahaha!!
I've already plan to have you stowaway. *wink*

Misti...the 48 concubines story got time frame ah? Only last nite I started reading all the chapters. The plot is damn 9 confused now. Worse than Peyton Place, Desperate Housewives, Korean Dramas put together. LOL

Angel....you broke my heart! Argggghhhh!!!!

Vad3r.....After Guinness we go char guat and kiu kai ah? LOL

Lenglui....better than the other way around, right? LOL

Honey Dragon...oops! Sorry for putting your pic there. I got it wrong jor. LOL

Kat...I was there in that nudist camp with him can anot jek?

May...Liucas don't know how to mate wan. Winn said he's gay wor.

Chen... Ok! Ah Boy will be the first on the skewer! Muahahahahha!!
*evil Laughter*
 
dead fishes.. can't work though..I must try a lot harder..
 
Kenny...you would be a good companion too but you would be playing hawaiian tunes on your electric guitar, yeah!

Leonard....go to her blog lah. She's a budding model.
LB? He's a budding model too for Playmate. LOL
 
Hi Jess!!!...Thanks for dropping by!
Those pics of you are hawt!!! Leonard is asking for more! More!! More!!!
 
So you use your moustache to brush off the seashells?
 
your tag replies are just fantastic and imaginative.
Moon
 
funny pictures
 
eh the fish mana boleh makan edi ?
 
SA....nope, only reserved for paint jobs. Hahaha... over here, cunnilingus is known as paintjob.

Moon...tenkiu, tenkiu.

Funsapple....thanks for dropping by. You won't find anything educational here. LOL

sasha...can make salt fish mah.. Why kenot eat? Love your new profile pic. Nice love handles!
 
unka cockaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Can help me with my survey or not????

bukan tag la...survey la..for research purpose leh...

pwetty pwease?????!! TOLONGGGGGGG!!!

http://mott.blogsome.com/2007/04/10/a-sexual-awareness-survey/
 
jessbabe hot meh? errrr.....
 
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