Nothing to Crow About

Huah! Must be my lucky week! Over the last couple of weeks I was twiddling my thumbs, scratching my balls because there were no tags coming my way.

Then all of a sudden…3 tags!!!! 1 by the Doc, 1 by Laundryamah and another by Concubine W.

Ok, since I’m in a good mood this week, I shall do 1 at a time yeah. First come, first served.

Doc wants to know which 6 bloggers will I bring along if I’m marooned on a desert island.

Lucas & Ah Boy…afterall, they are Man’s best friends. I can train them to hunt. And when the island runs out of wildlife…..here’s what they'll become.

*salivating* Hee hee

LB….I would think LB is indeed instrumental in getting us rescued. I could use his shiny top to transmit Morse Code by reflecting the sun’s ray to attract the attention of passing planes or ships like one would with a mirror!

Wingz…His natural buoyancy would serve as an advantage. I can strap him onto me and use him as a lifejacket. I could also straddle him and paddle him to the open sea like a raft.

We could all hide behind him in times of strong winds and tidal waves. And if he kicks the bucket before us, we could always use his hide to build a tent……a very large tent. Ok,ok ..something the size that can house the whole troupe of Cirque Du Soleil. Muahahahahaha!!!! *evil laughter*

Next, I won’t mind the company of Ah Ben and his violin, for I’ll expect him to perform Toccata and Fugue in D minor while I laze back in my hammock amongst the palm trees sipping toddy, enjoying the breeze amidst the gentle sounds of breaking waves.

Last but not least, I would welcome the company of the hottest babe in blogsphere….*drumroll…............................tada!!!!* .....Jessbabe.!!!!!

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....like helping me catch fish…..

Why restrict myself to 6? Given a choice I’d beg for the company of Angel, for she looks like she is cut out to hack & chop firewood, and Winn, who has the skills to climb coconut trees!

There you go Chen. 1 down, 2 to go!

# posted by Cocka Doodle @ 12:47 AM