Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Midweek Cheers....
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter.
The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high, and sets him on the counter.
He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.
Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a lamp.
He hands it to the bartender and says..."Here. Rub it."
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.
"I will grant you one wish. Just one wish...each person is allowed only one!"
The bartender gets really excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!"
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another.
Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y' know, I think your genie's a little deaf...I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
"Tell me about it!!" says the man... "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
: 1:15 PM 
psst...is that bag yellow in color??? maybe i know who own it now..
agreed with LB, where's the sequel for the Concubines post?
LB...48 concubines wif forehead concussion from bowing head down to the ground or giving too many blowjobs? Hahahaha!!!
Leonard....Hahha!! yep, that bag is yellow color with gold buckle and wooden handle!
Honey Dragon...How you know mine is 6 inches? You feel before meh? Kakakakaka!!!
Amah....pls sing for us in the karaoke! I long to hear you sing. LOL
But then again if she is hard of hearing, I might end doing dishes!
HD....hehe...actually I was just being humble. There's only 1 way to find out. ;)
Lenglui...That genie really hard of hearing. Ever wondered why I walk around with a huge BIC pen? Muahahaha!
Vad3r...Congrats! Hows married life?
Zewt...or worse, his kkc turn into a wick! LOL
Kenny...naw, this is as good as it gets. Can you imagine if Ah Beng and Ah Lian were to make a wish?
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