Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Tuesday cheers....The Arab and The Jew
An Arab needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors
needed to store his blood type in case the need arises.Because the
gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the
call went out to a number of countries.
Finally, a Jew was located who had similar type of the blood who willingly
donated his blood to the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a
thank-you card for giving his blood along with an expensive diamond and a
new Rolls Royce car as a token of his appreciation.
Unfortunately, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery once again.
His doctors telephoned the Jew who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a thank you card and a jar
of Almond Roca sweets. The Jew was shocked to see that the Arab this time
did not reciprocate much the Jew's kind gesture as he had done previously.
So he phoned the Arab and asked him why he had expressed his appreciation
in not so generous a manner.
The Arab replied "Ya habibi, I have Jewish blood now, remember..!?"
Will...*grin*
ECL...may sound a bit lah, but still not too bad if one looks at the lighter side of things.
Ace1...that one sitting there sleeping is your piaomei is it?
That day you told me you are currently dating a stewardess...this one ah? ROTFLMAO!!
kyh....Haha...chinaman blood kenot leh. Not halal!
LB...*follow LB under the table to check out the action*
Wennnn....Wah! you also going under table ah? *evil thoughts brewing*
Wuching...Ok, ok my next joke will be poking fun at the pope. Hahaha!!
CP...Wah! I really need a bigger table liao. LOL Mana itu Chen?
She went under the surgical table ah?
but i understand the logic of the smaller gifts.
anyway, this is a nice replacement of the mass e-mailing. haha
*peep below the table*
Horny Ang Moh...That's what they say.
Did you hear the one about how the Grand Canyon was created?
One day this Jew was walking in the desert.
Then he lost 5 cents.....LOL
Moon...you moong cha cha falling all over the place sure kenot get the joke wan. LOL
Nastass....Welcome! Make yourself at home. Glad you like it.
Ah Nel...Blood produce different color pigmentation meh?
kyh....You sure they are not wearing colored contact lens ah?
kyh...Hahaha!! Yep, I'm aware of that 'jews of the eastern world' saying. They should just marry this two races together and rule the world! LOL
Nastasshea....yes! yes! *drools non stop*
Ah Nel...niamah! I no go school wan lah, tiu! LOL
Lenglui...I think LB dropped his marbles and the rest are helping him look for it. LOL
Vad3r...those come in sanitary napkins and tampons accepted mou? Hahahahah!!!
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