Friday, August 24, 2007

 

Two Scores And Five !!!

.
Today my big day has finally arrive
Not a day less, I’ve hit two scores and five
Some say I’m trapped in a body of a twenty five
Others asked what’s my secret of being so alive



Whenever there are piaomeis I rush like bees to a hive
Pssst! let me tell you, come closer, lets connive
My secret is I thoroughly enjoy muff dive
Drinking from her fountain; your youth will revive

Greenhorns say yerr…."smells like a fish that did not survive"
But with proper douching, the honey pot smells nice
Lap up every drop, let your tongue does the jive
When it’s over, raise a toast and proclaim, “All hail to vice!!”





Disclaimer: Kids! Don’t try this at home.


Comments:
My dear darling Cocka!

Happy Cockday to youuu
Happy Cockday to youuu
Happy Cockday dear Cockaaaaa...
Happy Cockday to youuuuuu!

Don't forget, One Night in Bangcock, okay? You jump, I jump... muahahahaha!

Muacksssss!!!
 
happy cockday!!

let us all cock tomm!
 
lets cock the whole day!!! yeahhaaaaaaaaa!!!
 
i tink its 25 live in 52 yrs old body...

admit lar u cant liao!!!

i understand!

:D

Hepi Cockoach Day!!!
 
Feels like 25 is OK.
Just don't be 25 minutes too late in cumming.. LOL

Happy Birthday, CD. :)
 
Fuyoh! today is the day. Happy cocka day!!!!!!!!!!
 
Happy Cockday to you young man!

We subscripe to the same school. You know what they say about muff diving. Once you get passed the smell you got it licked.
 
try wat?

lets go makan kfc!! old cock:P
 
happy kokokai day! let us all not eat kokokai today!
 
.........birthday!!!!! *breaking out the champagne* don't strain yourself too much today ah, old man. hehehe.
 
Happy Birthday Cocka!
hahah. i've got nothin' corny to wish you. wait till the afternoon or evening when my engine's full steam..
 
Happy birthday to you!
Humsup Kai!

May the cock be with you!
 
HaPPY cOCKDAY to YoU!!

Moon
 
hokie, engine's half steamed. come over to my pad. i've got something for you. *wink*
 
Slamat Hari jadi!

Many happy miao miaos return :P
 
happy cocka day
 
Happy birthday, Cocka kor kor!!! *Hugz*
 
happy ayam day, kokokai..
hope u eat more ayam on this special kai day :D
 
uncle uncle... you still 25 years old meh? anyway happy doggyday to you... wish you everyyear also 25 years old

fyi - 25 dog years = 25X7 human year.
 
Happy 25th birthday. I was wondering are you like Alan Tam... claiming yourself 25 years old all the time?
 
Happy B-day 2 u! May u go pokeing untill the cow cum home!!!What do meant 'kid do try this at home?'!! I think the proper discribtion of the 'horney' is 'smell like fish taste like chicken'! He! He! Enjoy uself & have a nice weekend!
 
happy 25th kor kor kai day!
 
wah... only 25 mah? tsk tsk tsk.... that's so cool!!!

Happy birthday :)

*kisses*
 
you gonna celebrate birthday ala hugh hefner style? dun forget me!

Happy Bird day Cock a !!
 
o.O

Is two score and five means seven score?

But instead of 140, I think Unker hamsap Cocka means he score seven times!

Does Auntie Cocka know about this?
 
Happy Scoresday Unker iCocka!!!
 
happy birthday unker cocka~ :)

now where is my angpao? keke
 
Happy Merry Kokokai Day, Uncle Cocka!

have a fabulous chook chook day, ya? must talk kok on the phone more often with us! kakakaka!

I mischuuuuu... *muak muak*
 
Old liao...Don't exert yourself too much tonight wor....
Kakakaa!
Happy Birthday again!!!
 
Happy Birthday Cocka !
many happy returns of the day !!

may all you wishes come true and
all your desires fulfilled !!!
 
Thanks to all you wonderful humsap people out there!

I love you all!! *Dry hump everyone!*
Oops! I think the only one who enjoyed the dry hump here is dom dom. Hahahahaa!!!
 
Wishing you Happy Cock-cock-bird-day to u~~~

I'll not around for some time... take care ya!
 
let go to KFC
as C for cocka.....
 
lol happy bday!! and ur fountain of youth is... lmfao!! XD

and not every girl will douch her privates nicely one lor!!
 
Happy birthday COcka.. better late than never to wish U here!! I was too mabok in the MUka Buku tat I forgotten to come here...
 
Happy Birthday Cocka....nice poem there!!!!!!!!!!
 
Hi cocka leng chai + kor kor, happy belated bird-day to you, i hope all your cock dreams will come true, get to eat your cock cake and get a cock chick... :p
 
Happy COCKA DAY!
 
Happy birthday to you!! Muaks muaks

All those jiving with sugar and spice
Nothing the mighty blue pill can't revive
Here's a toast to you on this day
To many more years of lick and play!
 
Happy birdday man
And I think you totally enjoyed that
LOL
:)
 
wah me hornidaying missed ur birdday tim! hope u had a great cockabday!
 
Did you enjoy the one night stand that I sent? Probably it's damaged beyond repair. kekeke....

Now you cannot walk straight liao.
 
ur enormous pen*s??
 
Thank you kennypisangconanwennnnpookymasinlingsashahelenzeroimpactlaundryamaheastcoastlifewinn.

Phew! That was a tough one!. LOL

ECL...You can stand meh? I thought your foot still in a cast?
LOL How to 1 night stand?
Or did you mean 1 leg stand? Hahahahaha!!

Winn....Shhhhhh!!! Afturds ppl jeles! kekekekekee!!
 
happy belated birthday cocka!
 
Hi birthday Boy :
I hope my son boot job joke will make you day .
happy birthday to you sori happy belated birthday to you .

pealy wen sisxxx
 
Leonard....better late than never. For being late, i'm gonna dedicate a post for you. Muahahahahaha!!!
Be afraid!!....be very afraid!!!


Pearly....Welcome! Hahahaha!! So that was your son faking those boobs ah?
Wait til he gets the hang of it and start cross-dressing. Haha!
 
Happy delicious birthday, cocka! As long as you're not on the menu :-)
 
hahaha, good one, happy cocka day! hehehe...

But I dun think ur secret to youthfulness is accurate, as I have done a lot of that stuff, but look old and balding!

Have a great year.. and keep on cocking!
 
oh sorri hor... wishing you belated happi birhtday... wah hum sup cocka... ur back ached or not from all the humping????
 
Bernard... tenkiu! I'm only on the menu if some ladies want to eat me. lOL

Russ...based on my learned opinion, you must have licked too near to the arsehole. ROTFLMAO!!!!!


Hiao auntie...you only know missionary style meh?
I can always lie back and let them do all the hard work mah.. LOL
 
Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]





<< Home

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?

Subscribe to Posts [Atom]