Friday, August 24, 2007
Two Scores And Five !!!
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Today my big day has finally arrive
Not a day less, I’ve hit two scores and five
Some say I’m trapped in a body of a twenty five
Others asked what’s my secret of being so alive
Today my big day has finally arrive
Not a day less, I’ve hit two scores and five
Some say I’m trapped in a body of a twenty five
Others asked what’s my secret of being so alive
Whenever there are piaomeis I rush like bees to a hive
Pssst! let me tell you, come closer, lets connive
My secret is I thoroughly enjoy muff dive
Drinking from her fountain; your youth will revive
But with proper douching, the honey pot smells nice
Lap up every drop, let your tongue does the jive
When it’s over, raise a toast and proclaim, “All hail to vice!!”
Disclaimer: Kids! Don’t try this at home.
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My dear darling Cocka!
Happy Cockday to youuu
Happy Cockday to youuu
Happy Cockday dear Cockaaaaa...
Happy Cockday to youuuuuu!
Don't forget, One Night in Bangcock, okay? You jump, I jump... muahahahaha!
Muacksssss!!!
Happy Cockday to youuu
Happy Cockday to youuu
Happy Cockday dear Cockaaaaa...
Happy Cockday to youuuuuu!
Don't forget, One Night in Bangcock, okay? You jump, I jump... muahahahaha!
Muacksssss!!!
Happy Cockday to you young man!
We subscripe to the same school. You know what they say about muff diving. Once you get passed the smell you got it licked.
We subscripe to the same school. You know what they say about muff diving. Once you get passed the smell you got it licked.
.........birthday!!!!! *breaking out the champagne* don't strain yourself too much today ah, old man. hehehe.
Happy Birthday Cocka!
hahah. i've got nothin' corny to wish you. wait till the afternoon or evening when my engine's full steam..
hahah. i've got nothin' corny to wish you. wait till the afternoon or evening when my engine's full steam..
uncle uncle... you still 25 years old meh? anyway happy doggyday to you... wish you everyyear also 25 years old
fyi - 25 dog years = 25X7 human year.
fyi - 25 dog years = 25X7 human year.
Happy 25th birthday. I was wondering are you like Alan Tam... claiming yourself 25 years old all the time?
Happy B-day 2 u! May u go pokeing untill the cow cum home!!!What do meant 'kid do try this at home?'!! I think the proper discribtion of the 'horney' is 'smell like fish taste like chicken'! He! He! Enjoy uself & have a nice weekend!
o.O
Is two score and five means seven score?
But instead of 140, I think Unker hamsap Cocka means he score seven times!
Does Auntie Cocka know about this?
Is two score and five means seven score?
But instead of 140, I think Unker hamsap Cocka means he score seven times!
Does Auntie Cocka know about this?
Happy Merry Kokokai Day, Uncle Cocka!
have a fabulous chook chook day, ya? must talk kok on the phone more often with us! kakakaka!
I mischuuuuu... *muak muak*
have a fabulous chook chook day, ya? must talk kok on the phone more often with us! kakakaka!
I mischuuuuu... *muak muak*
Happy Birthday Cocka !
many happy returns of the day !!
may all you wishes come true and
all your desires fulfilled !!!
many happy returns of the day !!
may all you wishes come true and
all your desires fulfilled !!!
Thanks to all you wonderful humsap people out there!
I love you all!! *Dry hump everyone!*
Oops! I think the only one who enjoyed the dry hump here is dom dom. Hahahahaa!!!
I love you all!! *Dry hump everyone!*
Oops! I think the only one who enjoyed the dry hump here is dom dom. Hahahahaa!!!
lol happy bday!! and ur fountain of youth is... lmfao!! XD
and not every girl will douch her privates nicely one lor!!
and not every girl will douch her privates nicely one lor!!
Happy birthday COcka.. better late than never to wish U here!! I was too mabok in the MUka Buku tat I forgotten to come here...
Happy birthday to you!! Muaks muaks
All those jiving with sugar and spice
Nothing the mighty blue pill can't revive
Here's a toast to you on this day
To many more years of lick and play!
All those jiving with sugar and spice
Nothing the mighty blue pill can't revive
Here's a toast to you on this day
To many more years of lick and play!
Did you enjoy the one night stand that I sent? Probably it's damaged beyond repair. kekeke....
Now you cannot walk straight liao.
Now you cannot walk straight liao.
Thank you kennypisangconanwennnnpookymasinlingsashahelenzeroimpactlaundryamaheastcoastlifewinn.
Phew! That was a tough one!. LOL
ECL...You can stand meh? I thought your foot still in a cast?
LOL How to 1 night stand?
Or did you mean 1 leg stand? Hahahahaha!!
Winn....Shhhhhh!!! Afturds ppl jeles! kekekekekee!!
Phew! That was a tough one!. LOL
ECL...You can stand meh? I thought your foot still in a cast?
LOL How to 1 night stand?
Or did you mean 1 leg stand? Hahahahaha!!
Winn....Shhhhhh!!! Afturds ppl jeles! kekekekekee!!
Hi birthday Boy :
I hope my son boot job joke will make you day .
happy birthday to you sori happy belated birthday to you .
pealy wen sisxxx
I hope my son boot job joke will make you day .
happy birthday to you sori happy belated birthday to you .
pealy wen sisxxx
Leonard....better late than never. For being late, i'm gonna dedicate a post for you. Muahahahahaha!!!
Be afraid!!....be very afraid!!!
Pearly....Welcome! Hahahaha!! So that was your son faking those boobs ah?
Wait til he gets the hang of it and start cross-dressing. Haha!
Be afraid!!....be very afraid!!!
Pearly....Welcome! Hahahaha!! So that was your son faking those boobs ah?
Wait til he gets the hang of it and start cross-dressing. Haha!
hahaha, good one, happy cocka day! hehehe...
But I dun think ur secret to youthfulness is accurate, as I have done a lot of that stuff, but look old and balding!
Have a great year.. and keep on cocking!
But I dun think ur secret to youthfulness is accurate, as I have done a lot of that stuff, but look old and balding!
Have a great year.. and keep on cocking!
oh sorri hor... wishing you belated happi birhtday... wah hum sup cocka... ur back ached or not from all the humping????
Bernard... tenkiu! I'm only on the menu if some ladies want to eat me. lOL
Russ...based on my learned opinion, you must have licked too near to the arsehole. ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Hiao auntie...you only know missionary style meh?
I can always lie back and let them do all the hard work mah.. LOL
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Russ...based on my learned opinion, you must have licked too near to the arsehole. ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Hiao auntie...you only know missionary style meh?
I can always lie back and let them do all the hard work mah.. LOL
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