Wednesday, October 10, 2007

 

Moblie Phones....Tampons...Liu-Dom

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Wenn and Angel tagged me ages ago to write about the cell phones I’ve owned.

Well, let me tell you the hard times I went thru…..

Back in the old days, things were not as rosy….


Then it got better….

I recall the days where I have to carry the bulky Atur

These days, I just settle for simplicity…

There done liao!


On another note, Titoki asked “What do elephants use for tampons?”
My answer is err….pssst! They stick a sheep up their cb huh? Muahahahha!!


In fact, they don’t. They use super-duper, the maxiest of the maxi pads that has “wings”. Now you know why elephants can fly! It’s true. These days they have a pad for almost everything!

Here’s a dedication to you this week, sweetie



Latest news! Inevitable will never allow Dom Dom to meet up with Liucas again without strapping her up like this.


The poor bitch was humped by Liucas during their recent encounter despite all odds -his height and kkc's length handicap.

Inevitable was adamant that he will never allow his Dom Dom to practice prenuptial sex.

Last I heard fiery words on dowry negotiations and wedding arrangements were reportedly exchanged between the Lohs and the Yaps. Way to go fellas! You are one step closer to being relatives.

Here’s a dedication to the furry couple.

Have a good Hari Raya to those celebrating!


Comments:
Kotex Chup Phone Chup wat else ah???
 
Haha! Oi, ngak yan wan you... u and i oso nvr use the tin susu for hello hello ahh... :p

But veli refreshing! 3 short stories in one entry. Can't wait for the wedding of the decade... khikhikhi...
 
LOLOLOL!!! No wonder those times you called me on the phone, you sounded very "tinny" lah!!
 
wakakakakakakaka!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ELEPHANT CAN FLY!!! CAN'T IMAGINE THAT WOH!!!
 
Haha... your phone getting more 'advance' wor
 
One must always remember to say "hello after every sentence when one speaks to Cocka on the phone these days...

"Hello, Cocka.. over"

"Hello, Sweetie.. over"

"How's things.. over"

"Very busy.. over"

.......... at the end of conversation..

"Muaks Muaks.. over"

:p
 
error: "over" not "hello"....
 
Uncle Cocka ar, means, you save hundreds and thousands of dollars each year lor? cos u no need to pay bills? and where u get so many tin kosong?
 
wei, why never call me on your oh-so-canggih tin fone wan?
 
Hallo! I am interested in the last pic! Where can I buy those?? I want my dog to wear it! He is still a vir*gin have not poke before so I am afraid he poke the wrong hole! So how to pay for damage if next door dog owner sue me?? Have a day!
 
i love those songs!
 
Wennn...Your brand got wings or not jek?

Angel...you and I need to use tin susu meh we meet so often?
Ok Next time we meet to drink susu hou mou?

El Bee...I sounded very tinny ah? Ok, I should consider changing my model to plastic containers. LOL

Tarpliu tarplu Ho...If elephants fly, you and I got to be careful of droppings liao.
Can you imagine them perching on the lampost..or the wire lines? *shudders*

Kenny...sudah balik kah? or spending Ramadan in Dabi Dabi?

Cocka calling Jemima *over*?
You seem very experienced using this model hor? Hahahahaha!!
Care to share your stories? *over*

ehon...your phone bills run to hundreds of thousands meh?
If yes, I suggest you convert to tin-can user also. Very environmentally friendly.

Ah May...You'll need one on your end and affix the line to the normal phone lines. Then we can communicate. ;p

Horny Orang Utan..Your male dog kena poke ah? He's gay or what?
 
Clement....you very humsap! I like! Muahahahahaha!!!
 
king mm dim. the Lohs very high demand..
 
if i put those song up... i think i will get an instant divorce.
 
kakkaa... now only i saw your post and the wedding arrangement thingy.

*giggle* at the in law nicknames we give to Liucas and Dom Dom's in law @ FB earlier on. Great Minds Think Alike hoh? Muahahhahahha :D
 
From fire-and-smoke right away to 1G mobile phone? Wah.. you are a bit too lazy wor, cocka...

Where are the pigeons, Morse codes and walkie-talkie? You don't even erase the copyright statement...
 
chop chop do so many tags ah, save time issit...

i guess most of the time is used to search for those hum sup songs!
 
Sengjai...the Lohs very demanding or the Yaps very goo horn? LOL

Zewt....she so conservative type meh?


Dr Jekyll...Great minds think alike?? or is it "Fools are not far apart?" LOL
Confirmed liao....I'm begining to think like a doctor, and you like cocka. Hahahahaha!!

Khengsiong....you're an accountant ah? So detail wan?
No need to erase copyright wan. I got apply permission to use those pics on my blog. *wink*

Leonard....I still owe you a dedication. Maybe next week. Muahahahaa
Wordless Wednesday, perhaps?? Hmmmm....
 
kakakakakaka..can die...
 
Hey... you must be so busy until you never came over to my blog to collect your award hor??? :p
 
curious at what the doctor found when he checked your brain. you did a full medical recently right?
 
Amah...laugh die you liao ah? Which one? the underwear song ah?
True to your profession! Always looking out for undies! LOL

Jemima....what award wor? Send e-mail notification lah. Busy leh...

Barney's cousin...yep, the brain was intact and is where its suppose to be...unlike Bush's! hehehehe!
 
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