Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Moblie Phones....Tampons...Liu-Dom
Wenn and Angel tagged me ages ago to write about the cell phones I’ve owned.
Well, let me tell you the hard times I went thru…..
Back in the old days, things were not as rosy….
I recall the days where I have to carry the bulky Atur
These days, I just settle for simplicity…
There done liao!
On another note, Titoki asked “What do elephants use for tampons?”
My answer is err….pssst! They stick a sheep up their cb huh? Muahahahha!!
In fact, they don’t. They use super-duper, the maxiest of the maxi pads that has “wings”. Now you know why elephants can fly! It’s true. These days they have a pad for almost everything!
Here’s a dedication to you this week, sweetie
Latest news! Inevitable will never allow Dom Dom to meet up with Liucas again without strapping her up like this.
The poor bitch was humped by Liucas during their recent encounter despite all odds -his height and kkc's length handicap.
Inevitable was adamant that he will never allow his Dom Dom to practice prenuptial sex.
Last I heard fiery words on dowry negotiations and wedding arrangements were reportedly exchanged between the Lohs and the Yaps. Way to go fellas! You are one step closer to being relatives.
Here’s a dedication to the furry couple.
Have a good Hari Raya to those celebrating!
But veli refreshing! 3 short stories in one entry. Can't wait for the wedding of the decade... khikhikhi...
"Hello, Cocka.. over"
"Hello, Sweetie.. over"
"How's things.. over"
"Very busy.. over"
.......... at the end of conversation..
"Muaks Muaks.. over"
:p
Angel...you and I need to use tin susu meh we meet so often?
Ok Next time we meet to drink susu hou mou?
El Bee...I sounded very tinny ah? Ok, I should consider changing my model to plastic containers. LOL
Tarpliu tarplu Ho...If elephants fly, you and I got to be careful of droppings liao.
Can you imagine them perching on the lampost..or the wire lines? *shudders*
Kenny...sudah balik kah? or spending Ramadan in Dabi Dabi?
Cocka calling Jemima *over*?
You seem very experienced using this model hor? Hahahahaha!!
Care to share your stories? *over*
ehon...your phone bills run to hundreds of thousands meh?
If yes, I suggest you convert to tin-can user also. Very environmentally friendly.
Ah May...You'll need one on your end and affix the line to the normal phone lines. Then we can communicate. ;p
Horny Orang Utan..Your male dog kena poke ah? He's gay or what?
*giggle* at the in law nicknames we give to Liucas and Dom Dom's in law @ FB earlier on. Great Minds Think Alike hoh? Muahahhahahha :D
Where are the pigeons, Morse codes and walkie-talkie? You don't even erase the copyright statement...
i guess most of the time is used to search for those hum sup songs!
Zewt....she so conservative type meh?
Dr Jekyll...Great minds think alike?? or is it "Fools are not far apart?" LOL
Confirmed liao....I'm begining to think like a doctor, and you like cocka. Hahahahaha!!
Khengsiong....you're an accountant ah? So detail wan?
No need to erase copyright wan. I got apply permission to use those pics on my blog. *wink*
Leonard....I still owe you a dedication. Maybe next week. Muahahahaa
Wordless Wednesday, perhaps?? Hmmmm....
True to your profession! Always looking out for undies! LOL
Jemima....what award wor? Send e-mail notification lah. Busy leh...
Barney's cousin...yep, the brain was intact and is where its suppose to be...unlike Bush's! hehehehe!
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